DISGUISES

• I woke up this morning disguised as someone who gives a damn.
• Most of our holidays have become disguises for military recruitment. Watch for Santa in fatigues this year.
• A pretty woman uses a disguise to fool old age. A man usually uses a pretty, young woman.
• Freedom and justice are often disguised as a flag and a song.
• The rich disguise themselves as better and more capable than the rest of us.
• My golf game is disguised as an opportunity to rant and rave and cuss like some uncivilized barbarian.
• Many for-profit, money mongering charities disguise themselves as nonprofit, caring agencies.
• The truth disguises itself as absolute and attainable.
• Many a politician disguises him or herself as a human being.
• I wore a disguise all day yesterday. No one noticed.