HOW TO REALIZE THAT YOUR TIME IS ABOUT UP:

• Those aren't blackbirds circling overhead.
• You get invited to a free luncheon by the local undertaker.
• No one mentions to you that they'll see you later.
• People tell you to read the Bible, figuring you need to cram for finals.
• Your kids start dividing up the furniture.
• Where do you keep the will?
• Tell us again, where do you want your ashes sprread?
• If people start washing their hands they shake yours, it's not a good sign.
• If a doctor starts an explanation of your condition with, "I'm sorry, but......"