SOME OF LIFE'S TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS

• QUITTING SMOKING FOR THE 10TH TIME.
• HAVING TO REMARRY THE SAME PERSON YOU DIVORCED.
• DRINKING ENOUGH BEER TO FORGET YOUR NAME.
• WORKING AT THE SAME PLACE FOR 30 YEARS AND GETTING A PEN SET WHEN YOU RETIRE.
• A CHILD DYING BEFORE THE PARENTS.
• THE FEAR OF LIVING.
• BEING LONELY, BUT LIVING WITH SOMEONE.
• BEING TOLD YOU ARE NO LONGER NEEDED.
• HATRED RAISING UP FRO A PLACE INSIDE OF YOU THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
• THE FIFTH TIME YOU'VE HAD TO TELL SOMEONE YOU GOT THAT BLACK EYE BY RUNNING INTO THE DOOR.
• THE DAY ALZHEIMER'S MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO RECOGNIZE YOUR SPOUSE AND CHILDREN.
• NOT HAVING ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY YOUR CHILD A BIRTHDAY OR CHRISTMAS PRESENT.