SOME PEEVERISMS

• Fools often fall in love. Unfortunately, they usually reproduce.
• They best things in life are free. Of course, so are some of the worst.
• Sure you think you're right, but I know better.
• Politicians waste a lot of time thinking up ways to waste our money.
• If you have a kid acting up, run away from home.
• Imagine you had everything you wanted. You still wouldn't be satisfied.
• Getting married before age 25 can cause premature loss of youth.
• One out of four people will grow up to be a human being. The other three will become something less.
• Don't be a parent until you understand the damage you can cause.
• If you claim to be a Christian, but oppose free choice, or despise gays, or support war, get a new hobby.
• Given the laws of probability, surely not every dummy is a lawyer.