SOME THINGS I JUST WOULD NOT DO

• I wouldn't vote Republican under any circumstances that I can think of. Perhaps at gunpoint, but I would really have to think about it.
• I wouldn't drink a whole bottle of tequila. Ever again.
• No more nude swimming. 
• I would play golf every day, but I wouldn't want to explain it to my wife.
• I wouldn't want to own property in Florida.
• I'm not interested in sky diving, car racing, or living in Chicago.
• And I still wouldn't bet on the Cubs.