ANSWERING THE E-MAIL

-Dear Peever: Do you think college athletes should be paid? Rick.
Dear Rick: They are. What do you call free tuition?

-Dear Mr. Peever: Do you think there is a way to save the environment? Sally.
Dear Sally: Yes. Eliminate mankind. This can easily be done by hiring Monsanto.

-Peever: Under what circumstances would you consider voting Republican? You seem like a staunch Democrat. Carol.
Dear Carol: Being a Democrat is not high on my list. However, voting Republican is not on it at all.

-Dear Mr. Peever: What do you consider the most important thing for humans to be doing at this point in our history? Harry.
Dear Harry: For the second time in history, we need to climb out of the primordial ooze.

-Dear Peever: Seems everyone in the government is proclaiming how successful they have been in getting people back to work. What do you think? Jim
Dear Jim: Do you always believe everything you hear from the government? Minimum wage jobs caused mainly by the welfare to work system, which moves people from the poor to the working poor list. The Chamber of Commerce loves this arrangement. I think it stinks.

-Dear Mr. Weik: Any thoughts on Arkansas at this point?
Dear Linda: Yes. Send help. 

Dear Bruce: What about the election? Any thoughts? Mary
Dear Mary: It scares me. Too many right-wing, Republicans taking a shot at becoming a politician. These people aren't politicians, they are vultures, taking advantage of the poor. Their only purpose is to give to the rich capitalists that support them. With all the voter suppression going on, it could be "Bye, bye, Miss American Pie. 

Dear Peever: What is with all the negativism? You don't seem to like anything? Can't we just all get along?  Mike
Dear Mike: No. My name is not the Peever for no good reason. Twenty-two years, and the magic is still there.