THE TRUTH IS PLAIN TO SEE

• GOD CREATED ALL MEN EQUAL. ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS HASN'T SPENT MUCH TIME IN A MEN'S LOCKER ROOM.
• IT IS FAR BETTER TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE. AND I'M GOING TO FALL FOR THAT.
• IT IS GOOD TO KNOW THE TRUTH. BUT IT'S NOT SO GOOD TO ALWAYS TELL IT.
• REAL ESTATE TAXES ARE GOING UP. THE ONLY THING THAT EVER GOES DOWN IS YOUR PROPERTY VALUE.
• IF WE GET WHAT WE PAY FOR, OUR CONGRESSMEN SHOULD TURN INTO GOLD.
• HERE'S THE THING. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO HAND YOU THE TRUTH, RUN.
• ANOTHER ELECTION. MORE NONSENSE.