A CONVERSATION WITH THE DARK SIDE

• Eve would have been better off with the snake.
• Hell is no further down the road than the first hungry child you meet, or the homeless person you see on the street, or the lonely shut-win begging for a visitor.
• Dying is not near as hard as living.
• Which is worse: A prostitute, a drug dealer, or a fortune 500 CEO?
• Killing and destruction have always been popular activities among humans.
• It is not necessary for the human race to survive. Time could care less.
• Which came first: Air, water, or management screwing labor?
• How did society come to believe that health-care is a privilege rather than a right?
• If you find yourself in a state of mental confusion, where things just don't add up, my advice to you would be to quit watching Dancing With the Stars.