Saturday, July 11, 2015

LETTERS TO GOD

DEAR GOD,
ALL THE POLITICIANS ARE ARGUING THAT IRAQ SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DEVELOP NUCLEAR WEAPONS. MY QUESTION TO YOU IS: WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW ANYONE TO HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS, PARTICULARLY YOUR CHOSEN PEOPLE? I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL THE DUMB THINGS WE  HUMANS DO, BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT. THIS CAN RESULT IN THE END OF YOUR CREATION. WHILE I REALIZE THAT COULD BE THE PLAN, YOU THINKING YOU MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE IN THE FIRST PLACE,  BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD INTERVENE. I NORMALLY WOULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO SO, BUT SO FAR I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU TO HELP ME WIN THE LOTTO, SO I FIGURE YOU OWE ME.
THANKS,
THE PEEVER

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