LETTERS TO GOD

DEAR GOD,
I KNOW IT'S NOT RIGHT TO ASK YOU TO MAKE SOMEONE DISAPPEAR, BUT THIS IS SORT OF A SPECIAL REQUEST. THE PEOPLE OF ARKANSAS, (RANKED 49TH IN EDUCATION), ELECTED TOM COTTON TO THE U.S. SENATE. MR. COTTON IS HIGHLY EDUCATED, BUT SUSPECT IN TERMS OF BEING A HUMAN BEING. HE HAS ALREADY, IN A VERY SHORT TIME, SUGGESTED THAT WE GO TO WAR WITH THREE DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. HE IS PROBABLY THE MOST RIGHT-WING SENATOR. THIS GUY IS BAD NEWS. HE CAN DO A LOT OF DAMAGE. I THINK YOU SHOULD THINK VERY SERIOUSLY ABOUT THIS REQUEST. I KNOW YOU HOLD LIFE SACRED, AND LOVE EVERY HUMAN YOU INVENTED, BUT COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE US A BREAK?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION.
THE PEEVER