DEAR GOD,
DONALD TRUMP IS COMING TO HOT SPRINGS. I WON'T BE
THERE, ALTHOUGH I COULD USE A GOOD LAUGH. WILL SPEND MY MONEY AT THE
CIRCUS INSTEAD. THE EVENT IS SOLD OUT. MOVED TO CONVENTION CENTER. I
WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU: ARE YOU SURE EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT DOWN HERE? I'M
BEGINNING TO THINK SOMETHING HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG. MAYBE OUR WATER
SUPPLY IS BAD? OR THE AIR IS DEVOID OF SUFFICIENT OXYGEN? OR MAYBE
EVOLUTION IS PROGRESSING, MAKING THE HUMAN BRAIN SMALLER? WHATEVER JOKE
YOU ARE PLAYING ON US, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. IF THIS IS TRULY THE END, AS IT
APPEARS TO BE, WOULD YOU PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I HAVE A FEW THINGS ON MY
TO-DO LIST, LIKE WEED THE GARDEN, AND I NEED TO INVEST MY MONEY IN SOME
KIND OF APOCALYPTIC MONEY SCHEME. PLEASE SEND ME SOME KIND OF SIGN.
MAYBE YOU ALREADY DID. HELLO DONALD.
SINCERELY,
THE PEEVER
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