Saturday, July 25, 2015

LETTERS TO GOD

DEAR GOD,
I'VE BEEN FEELING PRETTY LOW LATELY. I THINK IT IS MAINLY ALL THE CRAZY THINGS I'VE BEEN HEARING FROM ALL THE RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES FOR PRESIDENT. I GUESS I JUST DON'T GET IT. I'D ASK YOU TO COME DOWN AND HELP, BUT I DOUBT YOU GET IT EITHER. THEY DO A LOT OF THINGS IN YOU AND YOUR SONS NAME, WHICH SHOULD BE MAKING YOU PRETTY MAD. YOU COULD SMITE THEM ALL, I WOULDN'T SEE THAT AS A REAL BIG DISASTER. I'M GUESSING YOU ARE CONSIDERING LETTING US KILL OURSELVES OFF AT THIS POINT IN TIME. I CAN'T SAY THAT I WOULD BLAME YOU. IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE YOU MADE THE ORIGINAL MISTAKE: US. ANYWAY, I'M HOPING RATHER THAN ENDING US ALL, YOU GO WITH THE SMITING IDEA.
THANKS,
THE PEEVER

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