THE TEN WEIRDEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN

1. Rush Limbaugh
2. A klan rally
3. A squirrel riding on the back of an armadillo.
4. The Jim Rose Freak Show.
5. A group of priests protesting abortion, as though they would know anything about it.
6. I saw an alien once in the back yard who looked like George Bush, Jr.
7. I think I saw God on a piece of toast, but I can't be sure.
8. I thought I saw bigfoot walking down the path the other day, but it was just my friend, who is 6'8", 300lbs., dressed up for church.
9. Some things are scary weird, like our federal representative, who looks like Pee Wee Herman.
10. Not much happens that's very normal anymore. It's all pretty weird.