LEAVE IT TO PEEVER exists to give the other side of the story. Challenge the status quo. Confront conventional wisdom. This is sadly needed. I believe it is best to always cast positive doubt on the powers that be. It helps to even up the story.Or score. Please feel free to comment and submit articles. Not everything needs to be serious. I use a lot of slapstick humor, satire, and pontificating. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. We're about to embark on a survival adventure.
Monday, February 29, 2016
LIFE ETERNAL
You live long enough, you’ll die
from something. That’s certain. Definite. Uncompromising. Plastic surgery won’t
help. Neither does praying. Not 100%. But still...
Sunday, February 28, 2016
FAITH FROM WITHIN
There is nothing wrong with being
religious, so long as you mean to do something good with it. Blessed are the
poor. The sick. The questioners. The lost. Seek faith from within.
Saturday, February 27, 2016
EVERLASTING LIFE
God
has got your number. She knows where you live. Where you play. Where you pray.
Death has a warrant out for your demise. There is no escape. Praying not likely
to help. But still…
Friday, February 26, 2016
FANTASY DANCING
The older you get, the less involved
you are in sex and the more involved you are in fantasy. The older you get, the
better you were.
Thursday, February 25, 2016
SOUL COLLISIONS
Souls collide. It’s proof they exist. The collision produces love.
Joy. Sometimes despair and darkness. Unpredictable, those souls. Bumping into one
another like that.
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
COLD AS FROZEN ANARCHY
President Donald Trump. Canada has
invited us to move there should that happen. Deciding between arrogant
stupidity and unending winter. Bones will get cold as frozen anarchy.
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
AIR RAID
If someone nukes us, don’t bother
hiding under the desk. I know, I was there. Taught me education does not equate
to common sense. A civil defense miscalculation.
Monday, February 22, 2016
Jim Hightower | Mitch McConnell's squirrelly effort to rewrite our Constitution
Jim Hightower | Mitch McConnell's squirrelly effort to rewrite our Constitution
OBAMA SHOULD NOMINATE, LET THE REPUBLICAN SENATE MAKE AN ASS OUT OF ITSELF. WILL HELP THE GENERAL ELECTION.
OBAMA SHOULD NOMINATE, LET THE REPUBLICAN SENATE MAKE AN ASS OUT OF ITSELF. WILL HELP THE GENERAL ELECTION.
MY GOD IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
When religion embraces ideology, all
you get is stink. Sanctioned killing. Religious bigotry. My God is bigger, and
better, than yours. Idolatry. The smell
of superiority.
Sunday, February 21, 2016
SUNDAY MORNING PRAYER: PRAISE IN THE GREAT CONGREGATION
We are bold, as your creatures, to praise you.
We praise you for the gift of life,
and for the gift of new life in Easter.
We praise you for the mystery of creation,
as we stand in awe alongside
all your creatures---
zebras,
cabbages,
sharks,
all the birds of the air,
all the fish of the sea,
all the beasts of the field.
We praise you alongside all our human cousins
of the single family of humanity:
Hispanics and Koreans,
homeboys and immigrants,
our good friends, our fearful enemies.
We praise you with full throat and glad hearts.
We praise you on this glad day.
Around the edge of our doxology are other brothers and sisters
with whom we stand in solidarity.
So we name them for your attention:
the war-wounded and amputees;
the mothers whose sons are gone but not forgotten;
the dying who lack health care;
the poor who eat less than we eat;
the prisoners who have not had smart lawyers.
We look up to your in exuberance.
We look around at them and our praise is muted,
because we wonder some about your mercy;
we are not completely sure of your generosity.
Our praise turns to plea:
look upon us in our common need
and give us life again.
give new life and we will recover
our voice of praise.
Until then, we will watch with eager longing
and voice muted, hopeful but with those in need;
we pray toward you but are marked by hints of absence...
and we wait.
Walter Brueggemann
We praise you for the gift of life,
and for the gift of new life in Easter.
We praise you for the mystery of creation,
as we stand in awe alongside
all your creatures---
zebras,
cabbages,
sharks,
all the birds of the air,
all the fish of the sea,
all the beasts of the field.
We praise you alongside all our human cousins
of the single family of humanity:
Hispanics and Koreans,
homeboys and immigrants,
our good friends, our fearful enemies.
We praise you with full throat and glad hearts.
We praise you on this glad day.
Around the edge of our doxology are other brothers and sisters
with whom we stand in solidarity.
So we name them for your attention:
the war-wounded and amputees;
the mothers whose sons are gone but not forgotten;
the dying who lack health care;
the poor who eat less than we eat;
the prisoners who have not had smart lawyers.
We look up to your in exuberance.
We look around at them and our praise is muted,
because we wonder some about your mercy;
we are not completely sure of your generosity.
Our praise turns to plea:
look upon us in our common need
and give us life again.
give new life and we will recover
our voice of praise.
Until then, we will watch with eager longing
and voice muted, hopeful but with those in need;
we pray toward you but are marked by hints of absence...
and we wait.
Walter Brueggemann
Saturday, February 20, 2016
GRATEFUL
I’m so grateful for family. Friends.
Dogs. Music. Stars. Deer. Tomatoes. Ice cream. Books. Iris. Trees. Apple pie.
Hamburgers. Sweet corn. Baked beans. Dogged determination.
Friday, February 19, 2016
SAYING A LOT WITH VERY LITTLE
I'm going to try something a little different over the next 51 days.
My blogs are going to be 150 characters or less. Might save a lot of
time cutting out a bunch of words. Anyway, should be interesting.
Justice, one of life's finer purchases. Fine wine. A Lexus. Rolex watch. Everything has a price.
Justice, one of life's finer purchases. Fine wine. A Lexus. Rolex watch. Everything has a price.
Thursday, February 18, 2016
THE WISDOM OF JOSEPH CAMPBELL
You become mature when you become the authority of your own life.
We are all Christ's and don't realize it.
Hell is life drying up.
Follow your bliss.
Work begins when you don't like what you're doing.
To refuse the call means stagnation.
What is your religion telling you? How to be a Catholic? A Jew? Or how to
be a human being?
We cannot cure the world of sorrows, but we can choose to llive in joy.
The Kingdom of the Father is not
going to come through expectation. We bring it about in our own hearts.
Marriage is not a love affair, it's an ordeal. It is a religious
exercise, a sacrament, the grace of participating in another life.
You cannot make an omelet without breaking eggs.
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
RIGHT-WING PHILOSOPHY
*
Keep it simple.
*
Use God in every other sentence.
*
Use God Bless America in the sentence in-between.
*
Keep human rights to a minimum.
*
If it ain’t “right,” bomb it.
* Guns are the best way to maintain order. Killing
the enemy is the best way to create peace.
*
Don’t give the poor any breaks.
*
If you are not white, Christian, and Right-wing Republican,
you’re suspect.
*
Commandment number eleven: Do as a say, not as I
do.
*
Discredit anything that makes sense.
* If you don't know the answer, lie.
* Keep telling yourself: My way is the only way. My way is the only way.
* If everything else fails, rig the election. Voter suppression is the answer.
* If you don't know the answer, lie.
* Keep telling yourself: My way is the only way. My way is the only way.
* If everything else fails, rig the election. Voter suppression is the answer.
Saturday, February 13, 2016
Friday, February 12, 2016
THE MIRROR DON'T LIE
I HAD A LADY ASK ME THE OTHER SAY WHY MEN JUST WANT TO TAKE HER TO BED AND NOTHING ELSE. SHE HAD ON TIGHT STRETCH PANTS AND A LOW CUT BLOUSE, WITH EVERYTHING PUSHED UP. I HANDED HER A MIRROR.
Thursday, February 11, 2016
Tuesday, February 9, 2016
PRAYER FOR POA DIRECTORS, WHO ARE POOR POLITICIANS
We elect the POA. That makes them amateur politicians. They're poor
ones. Our last two presidents have been military. That's never good.
Military trained colonels are not fond of democracy. They aren't used to
it. The military is as far away from democratic rule as you can get.
Do as I say, no need to discuss it. They never can get over that. So we
have a POA that is not very democratic. In some ways, this comes with
the territory. Private clubs do not need to be democratic. And that is
basically what we are. A private club with gates. The POA has seven
reasons why they can go into private, closed session. The seventh
basically states we can go into closed session whenever we think it is
necessary. Despite continuous protests over this, they have never
changed it. The state of Arkansas has three reasons why they can go into
closed session. You can see the disparity. I have prayed that they
correct this, but I'm afraid colonel's don't heed prayers. Otherwise,
there would be no need for colonel's. Most people pray for peace.
Anyway, the POA needs a lot of changes. And they never come. I voted for
a director in the last election who immediately did what she said she
wouldn't do. That was vote to support a closed session. She has since
quit. No reason given. She has an obligation to me and whoever else
voted for her to serve. If not, she owes us an explanation. This isn't a
backyard tree house club. Although it is a club, and there is probably a
tree house somewhere in the Village. The only good director we have is
going to quit. He did give us a reason. Because he is disgusted with how
the directors direct. God, I am sorry my prayer has turned into
something of a rant. I don't know what you can do. We're the fools.
Maybe grant us dispensation for our foolishness, and let's call it even.
In spite of it all,
Amen
In spite of it all,
Amen
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.”
Gore Vidal, Screening History
Gore Vidal, Screening History
Monday, February 8, 2016
TEN THINGS I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW
1. IT’S NOT SMART DRINKING A LOT JUST PRIOR TO
GOING TO BED.
2.
THE MORE I WANT, THE LESS LIKELY IT IS I’LL BE
ABLE TO PAY FOR IT.
3.
IF I DO ONLY FOR ME DURING THE DAY, THE LESS I
SLEEP AT NIGHT.
4.
BUILDING A CAREER IS A NECESSARY PART OF LIFE,
BUT SHOULD NOT BE IN YOUR TOP TEN.
5.
WATER THE GARDEN EVEN IF YOU THINK IT DOESN’T
NEED IT.
6.
I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED HOW THE WORLD WORKS BY
NOW, BUT I JUST DON’T GET IT.
7.
ELECTING PEOPLE TO MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER WON’T
WORK.
8.
I OFTEN THINK LIVING ALONE IN THE WOODS WOULD BE
BEST. THAT SCARES ME.
9.
REVENGE SEEMS SO SWEET, BUT IS SO HOLLOW.
10.
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, THEY ARE TRYING TO SELL THE
MILITARY. IF THERE IS ONE THING TO BE LEARNED, IT’S THAT YOU CANNOT KILL YOUR WAY
TO PEACE.
Sunday, February 7, 2016
BENEDICTION
I'VE LAID A LOT OF STUFF OUT THERE THIS MORNING. INSIDE HERE IT'S SAFE.
NOT MANY TO ANGER. BUT WALKING OUT THAT DOOR, WHAT EXACTLY WILL I SAY
AND DO? TO THE RACIST? TO THE OWNER OF 25 GUNS? TO THE RICH MAN WHO
THINKS HE DESERVES IT ALL? TO THE HUNGRY CHILD? TO THE DESPERATELY ALONE
SENIOR? THE ABUSED MOTHER? THE POOR AND DISENFRANCHISED? WILL MY VOICE
BE STRONG AND MY ACTIONS ADEQUATE? OR WILL I HIDE IN MY HOME AND ACT
LIKE THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO? I TRUST YOU WILL GUIDE ME. AMEN
SUNDAY MORNING PRAYER
DEAR GOD,
I'M WORRIED. PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK THEY KNOW YOU PRETTY WELL. YOU WOULD ENDORSE THIS POLICY, THAT LAW, THIS IDEA. A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE PRETTY BUDDY-BUDDY WITH YOU. I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF YOU AS "THE GREAT MYSTERY." I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE COULD CLAIM YOU FOR THEIR OWN PERSONAL PURPOSES? WE HAVE A LOT OF POLITICIANS DOING EXACTLY THAT. COULD YOU PLEASE HELP US GET RID OF THEM?
THANK YOU
AMEN
I'M WORRIED. PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK THEY KNOW YOU PRETTY WELL. YOU WOULD ENDORSE THIS POLICY, THAT LAW, THIS IDEA. A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE PRETTY BUDDY-BUDDY WITH YOU. I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF YOU AS "THE GREAT MYSTERY." I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE COULD CLAIM YOU FOR THEIR OWN PERSONAL PURPOSES? WE HAVE A LOT OF POLITICIANS DOING EXACTLY THAT. COULD YOU PLEASE HELP US GET RID OF THEM?
THANK YOU
AMEN
SUNDAY MORNING SERMON
TEN THINGS I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW
1.
IT’S NOT SMART DRINKING A LOT JUST PRIOR TO
GOING TO BED.
2.
THE MORE I WANT, THE LESS LIKELY IT IS I’LL BE
ABLE TO PAY FOR IT.
3.
IF I DO ONLY FOR ME DURING THE DAY, THE LESS I
SLEEP AT NIGHT.
4.
BUILDING A CAREER IS A NECESSARY PART OF LIFE,
BUT SHOULD NOT BE IN YOUR TOP TEN.
5.
WATER THE GARDEN EVEN IF YOU THINK IT DOESN’T
NEED IT.
6.
I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED HOW THE WORLD WORKS BY
NOW, BUT I JUST DON’T GET IT.
7.
ELECTING PEOPLE TO MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER WON’T
WORK.
8.
I OFTEN THINK LIVING ALONE IN THE WOODS WOULD BE
BEST FOR ME. THAT SCARES ME.
9.
REVENGE SEEMS SO SWEET, BUT IS SO HOLLOW.
10.
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, THEY ARE TRYING TO SELL THE
MILITARY. BY NOW, WE SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
Saturday, February 6, 2016
THE PLEA
Dear God,
I’ve been feeling pretty low lately.
I think it is mainly all the crazy things I’ve been hearing from all the
right-wing Republican candidates for President. I guess I just don’t get it.
I’d ask you to come down and help, but I doubt you get it either. They do a lot
of things in you and your son’s name, which should be making you pretty mad.
You could smite them all, I wouldn’t see that as a real big deal. I’m guessing
you are considering letting us kill ourselves off at this point. Becoming the
laughing stock of the universe. I can’t say that I would blame you. It’s quite
possible you made the original mistake: Us. Anyway, I’m hoping rather than
ending us all, you go with the smiting idea.
Thanks,
The Peever
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