SUNDAY MORNING SERMON

TEN THINGS I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW

1.      IT’S NOT SMART DRINKING A LOT JUST PRIOR TO GOING TO BED.

2.      THE MORE I WANT, THE LESS LIKELY IT IS I’LL BE ABLE TO PAY FOR IT.

3.      IF I DO ONLY FOR ME DURING THE DAY, THE LESS I SLEEP AT NIGHT.

4.      BUILDING A CAREER IS A NECESSARY PART OF LIFE, BUT SHOULD NOT BE IN YOUR TOP TEN.

5.      WATER THE GARDEN EVEN IF YOU THINK IT DOESN’T NEED IT.

6.      I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED HOW THE WORLD WORKS BY NOW, BUT I JUST DON’T GET IT.

7.      ELECTING PEOPLE TO MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER WON’T WORK. 

8.      I OFTEN THINK LIVING ALONE IN THE WOODS WOULD BE BEST FOR ME. THAT SCARES ME.

9.      REVENGE SEEMS SO SWEET, BUT IS SO HOLLOW.

10.   EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, THEY ARE TRYING TO SELL THE MILITARY. BY NOW, WE SHOULD KNOW BETTER.