Thursday, March 31, 2016

PEEVER LAW #8

THE BIGGER THE MILITARY, THE MORE INSECURE THE PEOPLE.

CRUCIFIXION

FOR OUTLAWS. SUBVERSIVES. FOLLOWERS OF THE HEART, NOT MAN-MADE LAWS.
ALONE. HUNG HIGH. NAILS. CROSS. CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. SHOWN OFF. GOVERNMENT IN CONTROL. YEA. WE'LL SEE.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

GET A SECOND OPINION

Sunrise or sunset? For a brief moment, you might be unsure. The directionally challenged. A moment of doubt. Is it a new beginning, or the end? Everyday, the same. Start or finish.

Monday, March 28, 2016

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"WHEN THE BIRD AND THE BOOK DISAGREE, ALWAYS BELIEVE THE BIRD."

John James Audubon

 

THE DAY AFTER EASTER-A PLEA



A PRAYER FOR THE POA
We elect the POA. That makes them amateur politicians. They're poor ones. Our last two presidents have been military. That's never good. Military trained colonels are not fond of democracy. They aren't used to it. The military is as far away from democratic rule as you can get. Do as I say, no need to discuss it. They never can get over that. So we have a POA that is not very democratic. In some ways, this comes with the territory. Private clubs do not need to be democratic. And that is basically what we are. A private club with gates. The POA has seven reasons why they can go into private, closed session. The seventh basically states we can go into closed session whenever we think it is necessary. Despite continuous protests over this, they have never changed it. The state of Arkansas has three reasons why they can go into closed session. You can see the disparity. Anyway, the POA needs a lot of changes. And they never come. I voted for a director in the last election who immediately did what she said she wouldn't do. That was vote to support a closed session. She has since quit. No reason given. She has an obligation to me and whoever else voted for her to serve. If not, she owes us an explanation. This isn't a backyard tree house club. Although it is a club, and there is probably a tree house somewhere in the Village. The only good directors we have had are quitting.  They can’t stand the pain. God, I am sorry my prayer has turned into something of a rant. I don't know what you can do. We're the fools. Maybe grant us dispensation for our foolishness, and let's call it even.
Amen

Red Riding Hood Has A Gun And So Does Everyone Else, So It's All Good

Red Riding Hood Has A Gun And So Does Everyone Else, So It's All Good



MORE INSANITY. MASS INSANITY.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

EASTER MORNING HYMN: Donald Lawrence & the Tri-City Singers - Matthew 28

THE EASTER BUNNY IS A REVOLUTIONARY:Etched in Flesh - A Sermon by Walter Brueggemann


EASTER PRAYER

PRAYER OF ILLUMINATION

Truth-telling, wind-blowing, life-giving spirit--
   we present ourselves now
       for our instruction and guidance;
   breathe your truth among us,
       breathe your truth of deep Friday loss,
             your truth of awesome Sunday joy.

Breathe your story of death and life
      that our story may be submitted to your will for life.
We pray in the name of Jesus risen to new life---
              and him crucified.

Walter Brueggemann

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

How the Democratic Party Establishment Suffocates Progressive Change

How the Democratic Party Establishment Suffocates Progressive Change



THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY LOOKS MORE AND MORE REPUBLICAN. THE STANDARD BEARERS OF THE DEMOCRATS ARE NOT ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE REVOLUTION. THEY NEED TO GO.



Time for These Two Democrats to Go

Time for These Two Democrats to Go



ELEPHANTS IN DONKEY CLOTHES. WE NEED TO SEND THEM PACKING.

PEEVER LAW #91

MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE, RESPECT, OR AN ELECT....WELL, MAYBE AN ELECTION.

EATING WITHOUT GUILT

1-4 children go to bed hungry in Arkansas. 1-3 seniors experience food scarcity. Damn. That bone-in ribeye don’t taste near as good. Please, no cocktails. Can't chock down.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

DOG DAZE

My dog is headed for the $5,000 variety. I know some dogs worth that much. He’s not one of them. He doesn’t listen.  But he loves me. I think. He smiles and sits next to me on the couch.

Friday, March 18, 2016

WHAT I'VE KNOWN FOR A VERY LONG TIME

THE TRUTH IS EASIER. LONG SLEEVED SHIRTS MEAN SOMETHING. PREACHERS MAKE UP A LOT. POLITICIANS MAKE UP MORE. THOSE ON TOP ARE NOT SO SMART. WE DON’T HAVE TO TAKE IT. SPELL: REVOLUTION

Thursday, March 17, 2016

ST. PATTY'S DAY

BEER. GUINNESS. SMITHWICK’S IRISH ALE. CORNED BEEF. CABBAGE. POTATOES. SODA BREAD. GREEN TIES. 4 LEAF CLOVER. GREEN BEER. JAMISON WHISKEY. IRISH CREAM. DRUNK. HANGOVER.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

LIVING BY THE NUMBER TEN

NOT NEAR ENOUGH-TEN. THOU SHALL NOT KILL. OR STEAL. OR SCREW THE NEIGHBORS WIFE. NOR HIS OX. DEFINITELY NOT HIS ASS. NUMBER 11: DON’T VOTE FOR EGOMANIAC. NUMBER 12: THIS IS SERIOUS.

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

THOUGHTS OF A DYING ATHEIST

I SURE HOPE I WAS RIGHT. I DON’T WANT TO MEET ST. PETER. NO GOLDEN GATES FOR ME. I HOPE. IF I WAS WRONG, GOD, FORGIVE ME. I WAS JUST FOOLING AROUND WITH THOSE RIGHT-WING CHRISTIANS

Sunday, March 13, 2016

SUNDAY MORNING SERMON

IF YOU ARE RICH AND WANT TO GET RICHER, YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF HUMAN BEING.

BENEDICTION

GO FORTH. BE SATISFIED. BE PATIENT. BE PRESENT. LIFE IS TOO SHORT. DON'T HESITATE. LOOK. LISTEN. DO. DO AGAIN. WHEN FINALLY IT IS DONE, YOU'LL KNOW. SHOUT FOR JOY. PRAISE GOD. AMEN

Friday, March 11, 2016

PEEVER LAW #24

RIGHT WHEN YOU THINK THINGS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE, ALONG COME ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

WRITING



DOWN DRAFT. GET IT DOWN. THAT’S THE EASY PART.
UP DRAFT. FIX IT UP. LET OTHERS READ. EDIT.
DENTAL DRAFT. FILL IN THE CAVITIES. SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO PULL THE TOOTH. SOMETIMES IT           
WORKS.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

TEN THOUSAND EYES

Eyes everywhere. Camera’s. Afraid to pick nose. Damn underwear. Riding up again. Can’t afford to straighten. Do I feel safer? No. Violated. Yes. Smile. Say cheese. Don’t finger.

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

PEEVER LAW #103

Be thankful for what you have. If you are rich, give most of what you have to the poor. That's probably who you stole it from in the first place.

SHIP OF FOOLS



Ship of Fools. Seems everyone is on-board. Sailing into the twilight. The mystic fog. Last stop: Dark Ages.  Waiting at the dock. Welcome home. Single file. Check guns here.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

PEEVER LAW #104

EVERYTHING MIGHT SEEM ALRIGHT, BUT IT'S NOT.

CHICKEN LITTLE

Fried chicken. Chicken cacciatore. Chicken noodle soup. Baked chicken. Chicken cordon bleu. Chicken tetrazzini. Chicken fingers. Getting personal now. Poor chicken. Pig….

Monday, March 7, 2016

PEEVER LAW #94

IF YOU RUN OUT OF WORTHWHILE THINGS TO SAY, BECOME A POLITICIAN.

HOME SWEET HOUSE

House: Roof. Wood. Floor. Walls. Carpet. Faucets. Nails. Drywall.

Home: People. Love. Commitment. Young. Old. Happy. Sad. Forgiveness.

All in the same place. All vulnerable.

Sunday, March 6, 2016

HOLY WATER

RAINY DAY BLUES. POOLS ON THE ROAD. BE CAREFUL. SPINACH AND LETTUCE PLANTED. GOOD TIMING. FIRE HAZARD LOW. LAKES FULL. HOLY WATER FONT OVERFLOWING. A HOLINESS TRANSFUSION.

Saturday, March 5, 2016

DEFINE EGOMANIAC

Donald Trump. Chiseler. Sociopath. Sleazebag. Phony. Liar. Obnoxious. “Hair” brain. Racist. Homophobic. Commander in Chief?  Some pluses. A First Lady not afraid to get naked.

Friday, March 4, 2016

DARKNESS

I walk alone at night. Darkness can be scary. Coyotes. Demons. Vampires. Night creatures. Scares me half to death. Why do it? To overcome fear. Fear of aloneness. Fear of death.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

MONEY VISIONS

Food bank for the rich. Why not? They got everything else. They can save more for whatever. Maybe stocks. Maybe fine wine. Maybe a Rolex.  Maybe just to look at. Money visions.

SUPER TUESDAY NOT SO SUPER

FOUL MOUTHED,EGOMANIAC WINS BIG FOR REPUBLICANS. RIGHT-WING HATE ARTIST COMES IN SECOND, AND MODERATE RIGHT-WINGER COMES IN THIRD. DEMOCRATS CHOSE MODERATE REPUBLICAN. AND TO TOP IT OFF, CHAIRMAN OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY DIVULGES HER REPUBLICAN ROOTS. OH CRAP. I HATE THE COLD, BUT CANADA IS LOOKING BETTER BY THE DAY. I HAVE A FRIEND IN VICTORIA. MARK, ARE YOU OUT THERE?

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Payday Loan Sharks Have Good Friend in Government: Democratic Party Chair

Payday Loan Sharks Have Good Friend in Government: Democratic Party Chair



This gal is a Republican disguised as a Democrat. Boot her. She would make a good VP for Trump.

TAXING SITUATION

Taxes. They’re everywhere. Sales. Real estate. Hotel.TV. Phone. Gas. Feds. State. County. Local. I’m going try adding them up. Grand total:  Send help! I need more fingers.