For you spring newlyweds:
·
Congratulations. You finally succumbed to
societal pressure.
·
Be sure the person you are marrying is not an
alien. That’s outer-space alien. Otherwise, just ask to see a green card.
·
If you are marrying someone of the same sex,
well, never mind.
·
Never marry a relative. You can’t figure out who
the in-laws are.
·
Communication is key to good marriages and the
start of all divorces.
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Remember this while you’re standing at the alter
swearing to God that you will stay married till death do you part: one in two
marriages end in divorce.
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