STOP THE NOSENSE, I WANT TO GET OFF

FACEBOOK IS FULL OF POLITICAL STUFF. MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP. WHO IS THE BEST CANDIDATE: TRUMP. TRUMP COULDN'T WIN A HIGH-SCHOOL DEBATE. CLINTON. MORE OF THE SAME. SANDERS. PROBABLY MORE OF THE SAME, BUT LESS SO. THE HOUSE. FULL OF JOKERS. THE SENATE. FULL OF OLD MEN WHO HAVE SOLD THEMSELVES LIKE PROSTITUTES TO THE HIGHEST CORPORATE BIDDER. IF WASHINGTON VANISHED OVERNIGHT, WHAT A BREAK IT WOULD BE FOR ALL OF US. WELL, NOT FACEBOOK. FACEBOOK WOULD GO BELLY-UP WITH NOTHING TO SAY. POOR ZUCKERBERG.