WINNER, WINNER, ROTTEN CHICKEN DINNER

WELL, THEY DID IT. THE PARTY OF THE DUMB NOMINATED TRUMP. I THOUGHT FOR SURE, RIGHT UP TO THE LAST MINUTE, THEY WOULD ALL SAY HELL NO, WE AIN'T THAT DUMB. I WAS WRONG. THEY ARE THAT DUMB. THEY NOMINATED ONE OF THE STUPIDEST FOOLS IN THE COUNTRY. IN THE WORLD. PROBABLY THE UNIVERSE. I NEVER THOUGHT A WHOLE PARTY COULD BECOME SO OBSOLETE. HE PROBABLY WON'T WIN FIVE STATES. AND THEY WILL PROBABLY ALL BE THE STUPIDEST. IF IT WASN'T SO PATHETIC, IT WOULD BE FUNNY.