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Arkansas is an unusual state. It is a very scenic state, with many old burnt out trailers and beautiful toilet planters dotting the landscape. Someone said the people hardly have any teeth. I'm guessing the average is about 17. That's more than hardly any. Education is another one of our specialties. If you made it through the 5th grade, you are in the top 1% in the state. Seeing I have a Masters degree, I could probably be elected King of Education. I would estimate you could get up a Confederate army in less than 1/2 an hour. That would be complete with uniform, confederate flags, and authentic AK-47's. Arkansas is featured in the NRA's commercial where they recommend everyone carry a gun, including children. You never know when you might run into someone other than a white person. And we are not very good electing anyone not advocating right-wing, Republican ideology. I no sooner got here, they elected Tom Cotton as a new Senator. Tom Cotton is the one dumbest fool I have ever listened to. He advocated we get in three wars his first 2 months. Get this: a Harvard lawyer. Need I say more. Where I live, everyone is a right-wing, rich, Republican. Lucky me. They all assume you are like them. Just today, a lady told me about the evils of voting for Hillary. I mentioned how I would not vote for Trump if she held a gun to my head. She said that could be arranged. Anyway, enough bitching. Right now it is 98 degrees. I figure this must be hell.