THE NEW CAR BLUES

We had to buy a new car. I'd rather go to a funeral. I hate dealing with auto dealers. It's always a screw job. They cry more than a newborn baby orangutan. Found a fairly decent deal in a 2016 Murano with 11,400 miles. At least I didn't feel quite so violated. I never was much of a car person. If it gets me there and back, that's all I'm hoping for. Our other car is a 2009 Altima with 52,000 miles. Cars are unfortunately a necessary evil. Where we live, you have to be able to drive. And we still need two cars. I blame Henry Ford. As Henry said, “If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” That accounts for my feelings when I buy a car.