BOTTLE OF JESUS

I'M THINKING OF CRAFTING A BEER CALLED "BOTTLE OF JESUS." DRINKING ONE WOULD GET YOU TO THINKING ABOUT JESUS AND THE MESSAGE THAT HE GAVE US. THE SECOND WOULD CONVINCE YOU THAT HIS MESSAGE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH RIGHT-WING, CHRISTIAN, REPUBLICAN IDEOLOGY. BY THE THIRD, YOU WOULD BEGIN TO FEEL LIKE ALL TELEVANGELISTS ARE FULL OF BULLSHIT, AS ARE MOST POLITICIANS, WHO MAY BE EX-TELEVANGELISTS. THE FOURTH WILL TAKE YOU INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION, WHICH HAS TO BE BETTER THAN THIS ONE. FIVE, YOU WILL HAVE A VISION OF GOD. AFTER SIX, YOU WILL WAKE UP IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL THINKING YOU ARE GOD. AND YOU'RE WELCOME.