LEAVE IT TO PEEVER exists to give the other side of the story. Challenge the status quo. Confront conventional wisdom. This is sadly needed. I believe it is best to always cast positive doubt on the powers that be. It helps to even up the story.Or score. Please feel free to comment and submit articles. Not everything needs to be serious. I use a lot of slapstick humor, satire, and pontificating. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. We're about to embark on a survival adventure.
Friday, October 21, 2016
HIGHWAY LANDFILL BLUES
HOW COULD YOU MISTAKE A CAR WINDOW FOR A TRASH RECEPTACLE? IN ARKANSAS, IT'S EASY. WHEN I PULLED ONTO ELCONO THIS A.M., WHICH IS IN THE VILLAGE, I THOUGHT IT MUST HAVE BEEN RECENTLY ANNEXED INTO THE SALINE CO. LANDFILL. CRAP EVERYWHERE. YOU WOULDN'T THINK THE VILLAGERS WOULD BE SO CALLOUS, BUT THEN AGAIN, THEY WILL ALL VOTE FOR TRUMP, WHICH IS CLEARLY A VOTE FOR LITTER. HIGHWAY 5 ON THE WAY IN TO HOT SPRINGS IS NO BETTER. THE GARLAND CO. SHERIFF HAS A CHAIN-GANG WORKING IT ABOUT ONCE PER MONTH, WHICH IS NOT NEAR ENOUGH TO KEEP UP WITH THE LITTER. THEY END UP WITH BAGS ALONG THE ROAD ABOUT EVERY 100 FT. THESE ONLY END UP BEING TARGETS FOR PASSING CARS PROTESTING HOW CLEAN THE HIGHWAY LOOKS. EVERY ROAD IN ARKANSAS HAS THIS PROBLEM. THE INTERSTATES ARE NO EXCEPTION. IT IS AN ARKANSAS GAME TO DODGE CHUNKS OF RUBBER FROM BLOWN RECAPS ON TRUCKS. THE WHOLE THING IS DISGUSTING, WHICH REMINDS ME OF PEEVER LAW #108: EVOLUTION GOT IT WRONG. SHOULD HAVE STOPPED WITH CHIMPANZEE'S.
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