MOST LIBERAL DOG IN ARKANSAS

IT SURE IS GOOD HAVING A DOG. AROUND WHERE I LIVE, MOST PEOPLE ARE RIGHT-WING REPUBLICANS, SO I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE TO TALK POLITICS WITH. GIVEN THE SITUATION, I TURN TO MY DOG. HE IS A 100 LB GOLDEN DOODLE. HE KIND OF BACKS UP TO THE COUCH, PUTS HIS BUTT ON IT AND SITS THERE WITH ME. WE TALK POLITICS AND WATCH TV. SOMETIMES THE DOG CHANNEL, WHICH I SEEM TO LIKE MORE THAN HIM. HE DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND MY LEFT-WING LEANINGS. HE SEEMS TO LIKE OBAMA AND IS EAGER TO SEE HILLARY BECOME THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT. I'M PETTY SURE HE IS NOT RACIST, ALTHOUGH HE HASN'T SEEN ANY BLACKS HERE IN THE VILLAGE. HE LIKES FEMALES. EVERY TIME HE MEETS A FEMALE DOG, I CAN TELL. HE'S SORT OF TRUMP LIKE IN THAT REGARD. I DON'T THINK HE LIKES WAR, 'CAUSE HE DOES NOT LIKE TO FIGHT. HE RUNS FROM A 7LB RAT TERRIER THAT SCARES HIM HALF TO DEATH. HE DOES SEEM TO BE FURTHER LEFT ON ANIMAL RIGHT THAN I AM, BUT THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED. ALL IN ALL, HE'S A GOOD COMPANION AND I CAN USUALLY GET IN THE LAST WORD.