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ELECTION RESULTS:
    ELECTORAL COLLEGE: CLINTON-330 OR SO
                                                 TRUMP-210 OR SO

    POPULAR VOTE: (GIVES A NEW MEANING TO THE WORD POPULAR)
                                                  CLINTON WILL WIN BY 500,000 PLUS

THIS WILL BE CONSIDERED A MODERN DAY SPANKING, WHICH TRUMP WOULD PROBABLY ENJOY. EVEN FROM HILLARY. HE WILL CLAIM HE WAS CHEATED, WHICH HE DOES CONSERNING ALL HIS FAILURES.

SENATE: DEMOCRATS BY 2
HOUSE: DEMOCRATS WILL COME UP JUST SHORT OF A MAJORITY.