A TRUMP PRESIDENCY

• HE IS NOT GOING TO WANT ANYONE SNOOPING AROUND IN HIS BUSINESS. THE SECRET SERVICE WILL EVENTUALLY SAY: SCREW YOU. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
• THE PRESS WILL BE MONITORED AND KEPT AT ARMS LENGTH.
• HE WILL WANT TO USE HIS PRIVATE PLANE, WHICH WILL BE VETOED BY THE SECURITY PEOPLE. THEY ARE AFRAID SOMEONE WILL STEAL HIM, WHICH I WOULDN'T BE WORRIED ABOUT.
• THE LOBBYISTS WILL BE MAKING PRIVATE DEALS WITH HIM. THE MONEY WILL GO IN HIS POCKET OR HIS KIDS. 
• IF TRUMP GETS CRAZY AND WANTS TO BLOW SOMEBODY UP, WE MAY HAVE OUR FIRST MILITARY COUP. 
• THEY WILL WANT TO PRIVATIZE SOCIAL SECURITY. THAT IS OUR MONEY AND IT WILL NOT GO OVER WELL WITH THE ELDERLY. BURNING AT THE STAKE COULD OCCUR.
• YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST: THERE WILL BE COUNTRIES THAT DENY HIM ENTRY. THAT WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME OF HIS CABINET PICKS.
• HE WILL PUT TOGETHER THE STUPIDEST AND MOST OBNOXIOUS CABINET EVER ASSEMBLED IN THE UNITED STATES. DUMB AND DUMBER WON'T HAVE A PRAYER.
• IN THE END, WE WILL BE AN UTTER FAILURE AND MIGHT VERY WELL NOT EVEN FINISH HIS 4 YEARS.  
• IT WILL BE SAID BY MANY THAT THIS WAS JUST A BAD DREAM, A NIGHTMARE, CAUSED BY A PEOPLE WHO HAVE LOST THEIR WAY.  THEY'D BE RIGHT.