DAMN THOSE REPUBLICANS

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING HOPING EVERYTHING GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY WAS JUST A BAD DREAM. SURELY TRUMP AS PRESIDENT HAS TO BE A NIGHTMARE. HERE IS THE DREAM I REMEMBER: I WAS STANDING AT THE GATE OF WHAT I HOPED WAS HEAVEN, WAITING TO GET IN. STANDING AT THE GATE ADMITTING PEOPLE WAS A PROMINENT RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN THAT I RECOGNIZED. I ASKED IF THIS WAS HEAVEN OR HELL. HE SAID THAT ONLY RIGHT-WING, WHITE, CHRISTIAN REPUBLICANS COULD ENTER. I REPLIED, "OH HELL, DON'T TELL ME THIS IS A REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION."