"MyPillow" HAS BEEN TRUMPED

DANG. I WAS GOING TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE "MyPillows," THE CLAIM BEING MADE THAT YOU CAN SLEEP THRU ANYTHING. I WAS HOPING TO SLEEP THRU THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY. ENDS UP THE GUY, MIKE LINDELL, IS A TRUMPIAN, SHORT FOR CON-MAN.  CURRENTLY NUMEROUS LAWSUITS CLAIMING HIS PILLOW IS NO BETTER THAN ONE BOUGHT AT WALMART OR J.C. PENNY. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT, WHEN THESE CON-MEN ARE FINALLY EXPOSED. USUALLY TAKES THE AUTHORITIES TEN YEARS OR SO. THEY DON'T WANT TO FALSELY ACCUSE ANYONE. NOT UNTIL THEY BECOME MILLIONAIRES. NONE-THE-LESS, HIS PILLOW, NICKNAMED "THE TRUMP PILLOW," BECAUSE OF HIS LOYALTY TO DONALD TRUMP, HAS BEEN TRUMPED. LET'S HOPE HE GETS WHAT'S COMING TO HIM: A CABINET POSITION AS OUR CHIEF CONSUMER WATCHDOG.