SOME THOUGHTS ON ARKANSAS

• THE MINUTE WE MOVED TO ARKANSAS, IT TURNED REPUBLICAN. THERE'S A PILE OF LUCK.
• PEOPLE DOWN HERE CALL ARKANSAS AR-KANSAS. I DON'T THINK MUCH OF THAT. DOUBLES THE STUPIDITY.
• I LIVE AMONGST RIGHT-WING, RICH, WHITE, CHRISTIAN, REPUBLICANS. I'M GUESSING I DIED AND WENT TO HELL.
• THERE ARE A LOT OF POOR PEOPLE. ONE IN THREE ELDERLY EXPERIENCE FOOD SCARCITY. ONE IN FOUR CHILDREN GO TO BED HUNGRY AT NIGHT. STILL, THEIR PARENTS VOTE REPUBLICAN. I'M CONSIDERING REPORTING THEM FOR CHILD ABUSE.
• I AM REGARDED AS HIGHLY EDUCATED IN ARKANSAS WITH A MASTERS DEGREE. MOST PEOPLE HAVE AN 8TH GRADE EDUCATION. THEY WOULD HAVE PERHAPS FINISHED, BUT THEY GOT KICKED OUT FOR BEING 18. THEY PUT ON THEIR RESUME, ATTENDED SCHOOL.