TEN REASONS LEAVING AMERICA DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD

1. THE DIVISION BETWEEN THE RICH AND THE POOR IS GOING TO CREATE MAJOR ISSUES IN THE NEAR FUTURE. REVOLUTIONARY ISSUES.
2. TERROR ATTACKS IN THE U.S. WILL SERIOUSLY INCREASE, AS THE WORLD SERIOUSLY INCREASES ITS HATRED OF US. TRUMP AND HIS MISFITS WILL INSULT JUST ABOUT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD. OUR ALLIES WILL BE FEW BEFORE THIS NIGHTMARE IS OVER.
3. IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE WE WILL HAVE A MILITARY COUP. THE CIA MIGHT
4. DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT,
5. FINALLY GIVE UP STARTING REVOLUTIONS IN CENTRAL AMERICA AND START A REVOLUTION IN CENTRAL AMERICA (INDIANA).
6. PRICES FOR EVERYTHING WILL SKYROCKET. THE STOCK MARKET WILL TANK. AND LIFE AS WE KNOW IT WILL END.
7. THE POLICE, NATIONAL GUARD, AND MILITARY WILL BE ON CONSTANT PATROL IN OUR NEIGHBORHOODS. AND IT WON'T BE JUST WHEN TRUMP VISITS. 
8. OTHER COUNTRIES WILL BE GIVING US FABULOUS DEALS TO MOVE THERE. THEY UNDERSTAND.
9. OUR FREEDOMS WILL DISAPPEAR. FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLE-GONE. FREEDOM OF THE PRESS-GONE. RELIGIOUS FREEDOM-GONE. FREEDOM OF SPEECH-GONE. THAT'S THE ONE'S I CAN EASILY THINK OF. THERE WILL BE PLENTY MORE LOSES. PRISONS ARE GOING TO POP-UP LIKE MUSHROOMS IN THE SPRING. CHEAP LABOR.
10. THERE ARE BARELY ANY STATES SUITABLE TO LIVE IN. THIRTY-THREE STATES ARE DOMINATED BY RIGHT-WING REPUBLICANS. WHEREVER THESE PEOPLE COME FROM, I WISH THEY WOULD GO BACK. OF COURSE, IT COULD BE POSSIBLE THAT ALL OF US LIBERAL, LEFT-WING PEOPLE ARE FROM ANOTHER PLANET. IF SO, WOULD YOU PLEASE COME PICK ME UP?
11. IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS, I DO LIKE A LOT OF OTHER COUNTRIES. THE DOWNSIDE IS, I ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH. THE UPSIDE IS, I'M A QUICK LEARN....NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. OTHERWISE, I WOULD ALREADY BE BASKING IN THE SUN IN COSTA RICO.