TEN WAYS TO TELL YOU ARE A WHITE, RIGHT-WING, CHRISTIAN, REPUBLICAN

1. YOU PICTURE GOD AS A WHITE MALE WHO LOOKS LIKE TRUMP.
2. ANYONE WHO DOESN'T THINK LIKE YOU IS THE ENEMY.
3. YOU'RE GOOD AT MAINTAINING A POSITION OF IGNORANCE AND CLOSE MINDEDNESS.
4. YOU ONCE HAD A PROGRESSIVE IDEA THAT SCARED YOU SO MUCH YOU WENT TO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST.
5. YOU FIGURE THE AMERICAN FLAG WAS THE ORIGINAL SHROUD JESUS WAS BURIED IN.
6. YOU HATE ABORTION, CALLING YOURSELF PRO-LIFE, BUT SUPPORT CAPITAL PUNISHMENT AND WAR. AND GUNS, AND DRONES, AND BOMBS, AND GENERAL MAYHEM.
7. YOU SAY ONE THING, BUT GENERALLY DO ANOTHER. 
8. YOU ARE SCARED SENSELESS THAT SOMEONE IS GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR THINGS.
9. GUNS ARE YOUR ANSWER TO ALL YOUR INSECURITIES. 
10. LOOK IN A MIRROR. IF YOU DO NOT SEE A REFLECTION, DON'T BE SURPRISED. YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER PRICK IN THE WALL.