A CONVERSATION WITH THE DARK SIDE

• EVE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF WITH THE SNAKE.
• DYING IS NOT NEAR AS HARD AS LIVING.
• HELL IS NO FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD THAN THE FIRST HUNGRY CHILD YOU MEET, OR THE FIRST HOMELESS PERSON YOU WALK BY, OR THE FIRST SENIOR EXPERIENCING FOOD SCARCITY.
• KILLING AND DESTRUCTION HAVE ALWAYS BEEN POPULAR WITH HUMANS.
• MOST OF OUR POLITICIANS HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SHAKE OFF THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE CLINGING TO THEIR FOREHEADS.
• IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A STATE OF MENTAL CONFUSION, DEPRESSED, HOPELESS, WHERE THINGS DON'T SEEM TO ADD UP, WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE. HELLO, MR. TRUMP. WHERE EXACTLY AM I?