LET'S SEE IF I'VE GOT THIS RIGHT. TRUMP'S FIRST 2 WEEKS:

• PISSED OFF CHINA, GERMANY, AUSTRALIA, MEXICO AND THE EU. THIS JOKER WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN MOST COUNTRIES, AND WILL MAKE THE REST OF US UNWELCOME. 
• INSISTS ON BUILDING A WALL BETWEEN MEXICO AND THE U.S. THERE'S A BRILLIANT MIND AT WORK. LET'S SEE, HOW MANY CIVILIZATIONS HAVE TRIED THAT? 
• HE HAS NOMINATED EVERY RIGHT-WING YAHOO IN THE COUNTRY FOR ONE GOVERNMENT POST OR THE OTHER. THEY ALL DECRY GOVERNMENT, BUT QUICKLY JUMP IN. THEY HATE POLITICIANS, BUT HAVE ALL BECOME ONE. GO FIGURE. AND HIS SUPREME COURT NOMINEE IS AWFUL. A RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN POSTER BOY, UNFIT FOR THE KANGAROO COURT, MUCH LESS THE SUPREME COURT. 
• STILL REFUSES TO SUBMIT HIS TAX RETURNS. I'M SURE THEY WOULD SHOW THAT HE IS WORTH MUCH LESS THAN HE STATES, AND THAT HE HAS PAID NO TAXES FOR YEARS. HE DOESN'T SUBMIT HIS, WE SHOULDN'T SUBMIT OURS.
• HE HAS ALREADY OPENED UP THE ENVIRONMENT FOR FURTHER DESTRUCTION. THE RICH BOYS WILL PLUNDER EVERYTHING THEY CAN GET THEIR HANDS ON. 
• WALL STREET IS GOING TO GET A FREE RIDE. THE STOCK MARKET WILL GO UP FOR A WHILE AS THE RICH BOYS DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO GET RICHER. EVENTUALLY IT WILL PLUMMET AS THIS WHOLE FIASCO FALLS APART. 

I'M PREDICTING TRUMP WILL NOT LAST A YEAR IN OFFICE. HOPEFULLY, EVERYTHING WILL COME DOWN AROUND HIM. PENCE WOULD BE NO BETTER. WE WILL HAVE TO TAKE THE WHOLE GROUP DOWN. HOPEFULLY THE MILITARY WILL CHASE THEM ALL AWAY. WAY FAR AWAY.