Friday, March 31, 2017

PSYCHOBABBLE RAP

DONALD TRUMP:
                                 "I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE A BAD HAIRLINE."
                                 "I HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MEXICAN PEOPLE."
                                 "PEOPLE MIGHT NOT THINK THAT, BUT THE REPUBLICANS HOLD      ALL THE CARDS. AND THIS IS THE TIME TO GET RID OF OBAMACARE. THIS IS THE TIME TO MAKE THE GREAT DEAL."

KELLYANNE CONWAY:
                                           "WE KNOW THERE ARE LOTS OF LEAKS EVERYWHERE. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT EXCEPT NOT LEAD OURSELVES."
                                           "DONALD TRUMP JUST HAS ALWAYS ELEVATED WOMEN TO THE HIGHEST ECHELONS."
                                           "DO YOU THINK I RAN A CAMPAIGN WHERE WHITE SUPREMACISTS HAD A PLATFORM? ARE YOU GOING TO LOOK ME IN THE FACE AND TELL ME THAT?"

STEVE BANNON:
                                "DARKNESS IS GOOD. DICK CHENEY. DARTH VADER. SATAN. THAT'S POWER."
                                "I AM NOT A WHITE NATIONALIST. I'M A NATIONALIST. I'M AN ECONOMIC NATIONALIST."
                                "THE BABY BOOMERS ARE THE MOST SPOILED, MOST SELF-CENTERED, MOST NARCISSISTIC GENERATION EVER PRODUCED."

JEFF SESSIONS:
                              "SCRLIPTURE SAYS, 'HE DIDN'T KNOW THE LORD, BUT THE LORD USED HIM TO ADVANCE HIS KINGDOM.' I JUST BELIEVE THAT AT THIS POINT IN HISTORY, TRUMP WILL DEFEND RELIGIOUS FAITH. I TALK TO HIM ABOUT THAT."
                              "WE DON'T PAY JUDGES TO THINK; WE PAY JUDGES TO RULE ON THE LAW."

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