THE PEEVER PUTS HIS MARK ON WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY: A SUNDAY MORNING SPECIAL

• NUMBER ONE: THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN CHRISTIANS. ONE OR TWO WOULD BE OK. EVOLUTION WOULD TAKE CARE OF THAT.
• NUMBER TWO: WITH EVERYONE CARRYING A GUN, WHAT WE ARE GOING TO END UP WITH IS NOTHING BUT SORROW. THAT, AND A BUNCH OF ITCHY TRIGGER FINGERS EAGER TO SHOT SOMETHING. HOPEFULLY THEMSELVES.
• NUMBER THREE: JUST EXACTLY HOW IGNORANT DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO DENY EVOLUTION AND HUMAN PRODUCED CLIMATE CHANGE? I'M GOING WITH AN IQ OF 50 OR LESS.
• NUMBER FOUR: CAPITALISM DOES NOT WORK. IT NEVER HAS, AND NEVER WILL. WE HAVE WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE WITH NO INTENTION OF SHARING THE WEALTH. TRUMPS CABINET MEMBERS HAVE A COMBINED WEALTH OVER $40 BILLION. AND THESE PEOPLE REPRESENT US? FOLKS, GET REAL. THE RICH ARE CONTINUING TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES FROM THE REST OF US. THIS WILL ONLY LEAD TO VIOLENT REVOLUTION. 
• NUMBER FIVE: HEALTHCARE HAS BECOME A COMMODITY FOR SALE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. WHO EVER THOUGHT GETTING SICK WOULD LEAVE YOU BANKRUPT? IT'S ALMOST INCOMPREHENSIBLE THAT WE DO NOT VIEW HEALTHCARE AS A HUMAN RIGHT. HUMANITY BECOMES LESS WHEN WE ALLOW PEOPLE TO DIE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD HEALTHCARE.
• NUMBER SIX: PERPETUAL WAR. PROPS UP THE ECONOMY AND MAKES THE RICH RICHER WHILE THE POOR DO THE FIGHTING. THESE COSMIC WARS AGAINST "TERRORISM"  ARE PROMOTED ON EVERY HOLIDAY AND AT EVERY SPORTING EVENT IN AMERICA. IT IS ALL DESIGNED TO KEEP US LIVING IN FEAR. KEEP WAVING THE FLAG AND SINGING THE SONG. GOD BLESS AMERICA. LITTLE DO PEOPLE KNOW, THEY ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE HIT BY LIGHTNING THAN KILLED BY A TERRORIST. NOW THEY WANT US TO SEND EXTRA DOLLARS TO HELP PEOPLE "THEY" PUT IN HARMS WAY. (I THOUGHT WE ALREADY SENT THEM MONEY IN THE FORM OF TAX DOLLARS)? 
• NUMBER SEVEN: BIG BUSINESS AND BIG MONEY NOW RUN AMERICA. WE ARE AN OLIGARCHY HEADED FOR FASCISM. ELECTIONS ARE, FOR THE MOST PART, A JOKE. RUSSIA INTERFERED WITH OUR LAST PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION? SO WHAT? WE DON'T LET ALL OUR CITIZENS VOTE? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. DEMOCRACY IS FADING. WE ARE NO LONGER CONSIDERED A FULL DEMOCRACY. WELCOME TO TRUMPVILLE. 
• NUMBER EIGHT: IF WE HAVE TO DESTROY THE EARTH TO MAKE MORE MONEY, LET IT BE. EXTINCTION IS FAR BETTER THAN BEING POOR. WE'LL DIE WITH MONEY IN OUR POCKETS. A RICH MAN THINKS HE CAN CONTROL EVERYTHING. JUST WAIT.
• NUMBER NINE: LET'S TEACH OUR KIDS FALSE CHRISTIANITY. EVOLUTION IS WRONG. SCIENTISTS ARE STUPID LIBERALS. THESE FALSE GODS KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR ALL OF US. AFTER ALL, THEY HAVE READ THE BIBLE AND UNDERSTAND THAT IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WERE WHITE, RICH, CHRISTIAN, REPUBLICANS. AND IT WAS GOOD. 
• I WAS GOING FOR TEN, NOT UNLIKE THE COMMANDMENTS, BUT I'VE RUN OUT OF ENERGY. TEN WOULD NOT COVER NEAR THE MISERY BEING INFLICTED ON US. THE WHOLE THING DEPRESSES ME TOO BADLY. I'D CALL GOD AND COMPLAIN, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE OBAMA TAPPED MY PHONE.