DEAR GOD,
I AM WORRIED ABOUT TRUMP. HE SEEMS TO LOVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. HE PROBABLY PUT A PICTURE OF HIS ASS ON ALL OF THEM. THAT WOULD REALLY ANNOY THE RECIPIENTS. HE WANTS TO SCARE THE WORLD INTO SUBMISSION. HE HAS ALREADY USED THE LARGEST NON-NUCLEAR BOMB KNOWN TO HUMAN-KIND. MY QUESTION AND PLEA TO YOU IS: WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW ANYONE TO USE NUCLEAR WEAPONS? PARTICULARLY YOUR CHOSEN PEOPLE. I KNOW YOU CAN'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL THE DUMB THINGS WE HUMANS DO, BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT. THIS COULD RESULT IN THE END OF YOUR CREATION. WHILE I REALIZE THAT COULD BE YOUR PLAN, YOU HAVING MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE, I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD INTERVENE. NORMALLY I WOULDN'T ASK THIS OF YOU, BUT SO FAR I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU TO HELP ME WIN THE LOTTO, SO I FIGURE YOU OWE ME.

THANKS,
 THE PEEVER