HOW TO TELL IF OUR PRESIDENT IS A JACKASS

• HE LOOKS LIKE ONE.
• HE TALKS LIKE ONE.
• HE WHINES LIKE ONE.
• HE DOESN'T BELIEVE ANYONE OTHER THAN THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD.
• HE THINKS MONEY CAN BUY HIM RESPECT.
• IT SEEMS HE IS NOT FROM THIS PLANET.
• I'M TOLD HIS WALL WILL KEEP JACKASSES OUT.
• IF YOUR PRESIDENT HAS A MOP-HEAD FOR HAIR, A PAINTED ON TAN, AND PRETTY MUCH LOOKS LIKE A BUM, IT'S JUST TRUMP, POSING AS OUR PRESIDENT.