SOME PEEVERISMS

• FOOLS OFTEN FALL INN LOVE. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY USUALLY REPRODUCE.
• THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE. AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, SO ARE SOME OF THE WORST.
• SURE YOU THINK YOU ARE RIGHT. BUT I KNOW BETTER.
• POLITICIANS WASTE A LOT OF TIME THINKING UP WAYS TO SCREW US.
• IMAGINE YOU HAD EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED. YOU STILL WOULDN'T BE SATISFIED. OUR BILLIONAIRES PROVE THAT.
• GETTING MARRIED BEFORE AGE 25 CAN CAUSE PREMATURE LOSS OF YOUTH.
• ONE OUT OF FUR PEOPLE WILL GROW UP TO BE A DESCENT HUMAN BEING. THE OTHER THREE WILL BE RIGHT-WING REPUBLICANS.
• OUT OF OVER 6 BILLION PEOPLE ON EARTH, WHAT WOULD BE THE LIKELIHOOD THAT WE WOULD END UP WITH THE DUMBEST ONE BEING OUR PRESIDENT?
• DON'T BE A PARENT UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND THE DAMAGE YOU CAN DO.
• IF YOU CLAIM TO BE A CHRISTIAN, BUT OPPOSE FREE CHOICE, OR DESPISE GAYS, OR SUPPORT WAR, OR RECOMMEND THE DEATH PENALTY, TAKE UP A NEW HOBBY.
• GIVEN THE LAWS OF PROBABILITY, SURELY NOT EVERY DUMMY IS A POLITICIAN.