"THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY," BY DONALD TRUMP

• ERRATIC BEHAVIOR, SELF-DEFEATING BEHAVIOR, BEHAVIOR DANGEROUS TO YOURSELF OR OTHERS.
• MOODINESS
• THINKING YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.
• BELIEVING EVERYTHING YOU THINK.
• ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOR.
• REPEATEDLY SAYING ONE THING AND DOING ANOTHER (SEE #1).
• LACK OF SLEEP. TROUBLED SLEEP. 
• WEIRD HAIR-DO. SPRAY PAINTING YOURSELF. ALL IN A MISGUIDED ATTEMPT TO LOOK NORMAL.
• WHEN 50 PSYCHOLOGISTS OR PSYCHIATRISTS SUGGEST YOU ARE INSANE, YOU PROBABLY ARE. BUT YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT. BECAUSE YOU'RE INSANE.