A DOZEN WAYS TO GET RID OF TRUMP

1. SEND HIM TO SYRIA. THEY WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HIM. HE WOULD BE A BIG HIT. HE COULD BRAG ABOUT HIS BIG BOMB.
2. HE COULD BE IMPEACHED, BUT THAT IS UNLIKELY, SINCE WE HAVE A RIGHT-WING HOUSE AND SENATE. THEY ARE NOT ABOUT TO DISMISS THEIR FAVORITE PUPPET. 
3. THE SUPREME COURT WILL NOT INTERVENE. THEY OWE THEIR RIGHT-WING MAJORITY TO HIM.
4. WE COULD HAVE HIM COMMITTED FOR MENTAL ILLNESS. THE SURGEON GENERAL COULD DO THIS. HE IS NOT SO MUCH A DANGER TO HIMSELF AS HE IS TO ALL THE REST OF US. REMEMBER, HE HAS HIS HAND ON THE NUCLEAR BUTTON. THIS IS NOT GOOD.
5. WE COULD REMOVE HIM MANUALLY. WE WOULDN'T WANT TO HURT HIM. MAYBE JUST PUT HIM IN A WAX MUSEUM SOMEWHERE. WE HAVE ONE IN HOT SPRINGS. HE WOULD LOOK GOOD NEXT TO CLINTON. WE WILL ALSO HAVE TO REMOVE ALL HIS STOOGES. THIS MAY TAKE SEVERAL DAYS.
6. I'M THINKING WE COULD SEND HIM ON THE FIRST MANNED (I USE THE TERM LIGHTLY), MISSION TO MARS. IT WOULD BE BAD FOR MARS BUT GOOD FOR US.
7. HE COULD WALK ACROSS AMERICA IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE. THIS WOULD PROBABLY NOT HAVE A GOOD OUTCOME.
8. THE MILITARY COULD REMOVE HIM. A MILITARY COUP. UNFORTUNATELY, MILITARY PEOPLE ARE NOT PRONE TO THAT TYPE OF ACTIVITY. THEY USUALLY NEED AN ORDER FROM A COMMANDER, EVEN THOUGH HE MAY BE INSANE. 
9. HE COULD GO BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET. LUCKY THEM.
10. TELL HIM THEIR A HOOKERS IN THE NEXT ROOM, BUT ACTUALLY PUT IN A BUNCH OF HUNGRY BEARS. AT FIRST, HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T NOTICE. BUT EVENTUALLY...
11. PUT LEAD BASED, BROWN PAINT IN HIS SPRAY ON TAN CAN. IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T HURT HIM, BUT IT WOULD SURE BE FUNNY.
12. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, WE COULD HIRE DAVID COPPERFIELD TO MAKE TRUMP AND THE WHITE HOUSE, FULL OF HIS FASCIST FOLLOWERS, DISAPPEAR. THIS WOULD BE HIS GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT. A READY FOR PRIME-TIME EVENT. (BUT DON'T PREEMPT NCIS (ANY OF THEM), OR BULL).