HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU SAY "WE'RE SCREWED."

1. WE ELECTED TRUMP. WELL, SORT OF. THAT'S A BIG SCREWING. THAT'S ALL THE SCREWING A PERSON NEEDS. THAT SCREWS UP JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING.
2. SEE NUMBER 1.
3. SEE NUMBER 2.
AND SO FORTH AND SO ON.