HOW TO SPOT A RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN

• THEY NEVER LOOK YOU IN THE EYES.
• THEY GENERALLY SPEAKING ARE GOING TO BE WHITE, UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO BUMP INTO BEN CARSON.
• THEY STAND AROUND DISCUSSING HOW THE POOR STEAL FROM THEM.
• THEY BELIEVE JESUS WAS A WHITE, ANGLO SAXON FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
• INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, MOST OF THESE PEOPLE MADE IT THRU THE FIFTH GRADE. THE ONE'S WHO GOT PAST THAT BECAME LAWYERS.
• THESE FOLKS LIKE TO WAVE FLAGS AND SING, "GOD BLESS AMERICA." AND THEY BELIEVE THE BEST WAY TO BRING ABOUT PEACE IS TO KILL THE ENEMY. THE SURVIVORS BECOME TERRORISTS, WHICH TAKES US FULL CIRCLE. HENCE, PERPETUAL WAR.
• THEY THINK WALLS WILL KEEP PEOPLE OUT. THE WORLD IS HOPING WALLS KEEP US IN.
• IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WEARING A LONG SLEEVED, WHITE, SHIRT, RUN. YOU CAN BET IT'S A RIGHT-WING, REPUBLICAN, A POLITICIAN, OR A LAWYER. (BUT I REPEAT MYSELF). ALL OF THEM ARE AFTER YOUR MONEY AND/OR YOUR SOUL.
• MOST RIGHT-WING REPUBLICANS LIKE TRUMP. HOT SPRINGS VILLAGE IS FULL OF RICH, WHITE FOLKS. THEY OVERWHELMINGLY VOTED FOR TRUMP. SHOWS YOU THAT HAVING MONEY AND BEING EDUCATED DOES NOT NECESSARILY MAKE YOU SMART. THIS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT AND A GOOD REASON NOT TO MOVE HERE.