YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST MY PRAYERS

• I FEEL BAD. I DON'T BELIEVE IN NEGATIVE PRAYERS. YOU SHOULDN'T ASK GOD FOR NEGATIVE THINGS. STILL, I KEEP PRAYING THAT TRUMP WILL GO BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET. SOMEHOW, I'M GUESSING GOD WON'T HOLD THIS AGAINST ME. GOD'S ONLY PROBLEM IS HE OR SHE MAY ALSO BE IN CHARGE OF THAT PLANET. THAT WOULD NOT BE A GOOD BREAK FOR GOD. WE HAVE A BAD SITUATION HERE. SO PLEASE, GOD, HAVE MERCY ON US. TAKE HIM AWAY. FAR, FAR, AWAY.
• FEED PEOPLE INSTEAD OF MAKING BOMBS. WE HAVE A LOT OF HUNGRY PEOPLE. ONE IN FOUR CHILDREN GO TO BED HUNGRY HERE IN ARKANSAS. ONE IN THREE ELDERLY EXPERIENCE FOOD SCARCITY. THERE IS NO REASON PEOPLE SHOULD NOT HAVE FOOD. OUR MILITARY USES 60% OF THE FEDERAL BUDGET. IT IS A NATIONAL DISGRACE. I PRAY THE BOMBS TURN INTO APPLES AND ORANGES. SO FAR, NO GO. PLEASE GOD. PLEASE.
• I'M PRAYING FOR TURNING GUNS INTO PLOWSHEARS. GUNS ARE GOING TO BE OUR UNDOING. EVERY TOM, DICK, AND HARRY HAS TO HAVE A GUN. AND NOW THEY WANT TO CARRY THEM, KIND OF LIKE IN THE 1840'S. IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A BRAIN, YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THIS IS NOT GOOD. THIS WOULD BE CALLED REGRESSIVE THINKING. PERHAPS PSYCHOTIC THINKING. THE NRA IS THE LARGEST TERRORIST GROUP IN THIS COUNTRY. THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO. I'M PRETTY SURE JESUS AGREES WITH ME ON THIS ONE. 
• I PRAY FOR THE POOR. THE DISENFRANCHISED. THE SICK. THOSE WHO NEED THE COURAGE AND HUMILITY TO BEG. TODAY, THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE EXPENDABLE. WE MAKE ORDINANCES AGAINST BEGGING. WE DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED. WE ATTEMPT TO TAKE HEALTHCARE AWAY FROM PEOPLE. BETTER TO VIEW IT AS A COMMODITY THAN A RIGHT. JESUS DIDN'T HANG AROUND WITH RICH PEOPLE. IN FACT, HE HAD NOTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT THEM. AND HE DIDN'T LISTEN TO GOVERNMENT EDICTS. THAT WAS NOT WHAT HE HAD IN MIND WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT A NEW WAY. WE BEAT PEOPLE DOWN, AND BEAT PEOPLE DOWN. EVENTUALLY, THAT WILL END. HOPEFULLY, NOT VIOLENTLY.
• PRAYING IS A WORTHWHILE THING TO DO. NO MATTER WHAT YOUR RELIGION. NO MATTER HOW YOU DEFINE GOD. IT HELPS US EASE OUR PAIN. MAYBE PROVIDES SOME HOPE IN HOPELESS TIMES. IT TAKES US OUTSIDE OURSELVES, WHICH IN-AND-OF-ITSELF IS VALUABLE.