RIDING DOWN LIFE'S HIGHWAY

• IT'S SOMETIMES A BUMPY TRIP.
• THERE IS NO USE BEING IN A HURRY. 
• YOU'LL HIT SOME DEAD-ENDS. BACK UP AND START OVER.
• CRUISE CONTROL, GENERALLY SPEAKING, IS NOT ADVISED.
• DO OT PICK UP HITCH-HIKERS, UNLESS IT HAPPENS TO BE ME.
• WATCH OUT FOR ANIMALS. WE ARE TRESPASSING, NOT THEM. BRAKE FOR TURTLES.
• SOME DAYS YOU GO DOWNHILLS, OTHER DAYS UP. EITHER WAY, IT WILL BE ALRIGHT.
• DRIVE DEFENSIVELY. DON'T TRUST THE OTHER GUY. PEOPLE HAVE A HABIT OF DOING SOME VERY UNUSUAL THINGS. BE PREPARED FOR THE WORST.
• THE RIDE CAN BE LONG, BUMPY, AND DANGEROUS, BUT ENDS UP BEING WELL WORTH IT. DON'T SACRIFICE QUANTITY FOR QUALITY. KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU YOU'RE NOT WORTH THE TRIP. YOU ARE.