ELEVATING CUSSING TO AN ART FORM

• Never use a cuss word unless you mean it.
• Never cuss in front of older women. It's a waste of time. Drunken sailors got nothing on older women.
• Try to make up new cuss words. The old one's get overused.
• Time your cuss words in such a way that they keep the listener off guard. Like in church or at a funeral.
• Never let a young kid out-cuss you.
• I've heard tell cussing is using the name of God in vain. I don't quite get that, but what the hell.