IF ONLY...

FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME I HEAR FROM MY NEIGHBORS HOW GOOD TRUMP IS DOING. "IF ONLY HE COULD KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT." FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, I GET SICK TO MY STOMACH. "IF ONLY" HE HAD THE DECENCY TO STAY AWAY FROM A MUSEUM DEDICATED TO CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS. THAT WOULD SHOW SOME CHARACTER. "IF ONLY" HE DIDN'T APPARENTLY LIKE THE THOUGHT OF NUCLEAR WAR. I GUESS HE NEEDS TO PROVE HE HAS THE BIGGEST ONE. "IF ONLY" HE TOOK RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS GROPING AND OTHER SEXUAL BEHAVIORS. OTHERS ARE. "IF ONLY" HE DIDN'T GIVE PUBLIC LANDS TO PRIVATE BUSINESSES FOR THEIR EXPLOITATION. "IF ONLY" HE GOT TREATMENT FOR HIS MENTAL ILLNESS. WOULD THAT CHANGE HIS BEHAVIOR? "IF ONLY" HE WASN'T USING THE OFFICE FOR PRIVATE GAIN. THAT WOULD BE VERY MUCH UNLIKE HIM. "IF ONLY" HE HELPED THE POOR RATHER THAN THE RICH. I HAVE A LOT OF "IF ONLY'S," THE LEAST OF WHICH IS THE STUPIDITY THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH. I'D MOVE, PUT I PREFER TO STAY HERE AND MAKE ALL THESE RIGHT-WING, REPUBLICANS, LESS COMFORTABLE.