CIRCUS BIZARRO

• WHERE CRAZINESS IS EXPECTED. IN FACT, ENCOURAGED.
• WHERE YES MEANS NO AND NO MEANS NO AND MAYBE MEANS PROBABLY NO.
• THE LEADERS OF THIS CIRCUS ARE NOT LEADERS. THEY ARE NASTY LOOKING DESTROYERS OF HOPE.
• HELL HAS NOTHING OVER CIRCUS BIZARRO.
• THIS CIRCUS ISN'T LIMITED TO THREE RINGS. ALL OF WASHINGTON IS A CIRCUS.
• THE DEMOCRATS ARE HAPPY TO PICK UP THE SHIT AFTER THE SHOW. IT'S MOSTLY ELEPHANT SHIT.
• THE BEARDED LADY IS CALLING FOR EQUALITY. LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW THAT SHE IS ALREADY EQUAL. EVEN WITH THE BEARD.
• THE RINGMASTER IS A CLOWN WHO LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE PRESIDENT.
• THINGS MAY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE GOING GOOD, BUT THEY'RE NOT.
• CIRCUS BIZARRO IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN. IN FACT, IT MAY ALREADY BE THERE. DO THINGS SEEM STRANGER THAN USUAL? SCREWED UP. DEPRESSING? TWILIGHT ZONE-ISH?