Thursday, August 30, 2018

"DARK DAYS"

ACTOR WANTED TO PLAY THE PART OF TRUMP IN "DARK DAYS." MUST LOOK GOOFY; HAVE ORANGE SKIN; BE CAPABLE OF LYING WITHOUT FLINCHING; HATE BLACKS; HATE LATINOS; HATE GAYS; HATE WOMEN; HATE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE NAME "TRUMP" ON IT. YOU MUST HAVE A POOR UNDERSTANDING OF ENGLISH, AND NOT HAVE A VOCABULARY EXCEEDING 2500 WORDS. YOU MUST HAVE A COMMAND OF NARCISSISTIC QUALITIES  AND BE ABLE TO PORTRAY SOMEONE WHO IS MENTALLY ILL. THESE QUALITIES WILL GET YOU IN THE DOOR FOR A READING, BUT WILL NOT GUARANTEE YOU A PLACE IN THE MOVIE. THE DIRECTOR IS ATTEMPTING TO GET TRUMP TO PLAY HIMSELF. WITH TRUMPS EGO, HE PROBABLY HAS A SHOT AT IT.

THUMBS DOWN

TO CLEAR UP ANY MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT SUPREME COURT NOMINEE KAVANAUGH, YOU DON'T NEED ANY MOE INFORMATION THAN TRUMP NOMINATED HIM. HE HAS GOT TO BE A JACKASS IDIOT.

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

THE STORY


The Story: A work of creative nonfiction. The CMP is off and running. Our $500,000 dollar plan is set to guide Hot Springs Village over the next 20 years. Started by Twiggs, our last manager, and completed by our present CEO with the hiring of Crafton Tull & DPZ, the plan has been approved by the Board of Directors and has started to be implemented. Reasons this is a bad idea:
1.      We have been turned into a corporation rather than a community. This has numerous problems, the biggest being the CEO is now in charge rather than an elected board.
2.      The CMP has us building communities within a community. Developers will be hired to build mini-communities within our borders, identified in the plan as “Town Centers.”  The first is scheduled for the Woodland Auditorium area. Five or so others are also in the plan. These centers will include housing, and numerous proposed retail outlets, along with theaters, eating establishments, and other popular amenities.
3.      These centers are stated to need 400 customers per day, milling around, hopefully spending some money. Most of these proposed customers will come from 20, 30, and 40 year old people we will be inviting to live here. That’s in this Village, with a median age of 65. And I’m pretty sure I’m going to win the mega-lotto tomorrow.
4.      All this will take money to do. And lots of it. It is estimated, using the figures in the CMP, that even if the plan is executed perfectly, there will be a $3-5 million dollar shortage each of the 20 years. Let me put it this way: I wouldn’t buy stock in this, although I suppose I already have. I’m a property owner, and it will be us footing the bill.

Friday, August 24, 2018

ELECTORAL COLLEGE

GENERALLY SPEAKING, IF YOU GET MORE VOTES THAN THE OTHER GUY, YOU SHOULD WIN THE ELECTION. THIS, HOWEVER, IS NOT ALWAYS THE CASE. THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS, AND THEY ALWAYS FAVOR THE REPUBLICANS. TWO OF OUR LAST THREE PRESIDENTS WERE APPOINTED. AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, BOTH REPUBLICANS.

'Incredible': New Poll That Shows 70% of Americans Support Medicare for All Includes 84% of Democrats and 52% of Republicans

'Incredible': New Poll That Shows 70% of Americans Support Medicare for All Includes 84% of Democrats and 52% of Republicans



EASILY PAID FOR WITH 25% CUT IN MILITARY.

Thursday, August 23, 2018

WAY'S TO SEEK REVENGE ON TRUMP

  • LATCH HIS TANNING BED SO IT WON'T OPEN. HE WOULD LOOK MUCH BETTER IN BRIGHT RED THAN ORANGE.
  • I'M THINKING OF TAKING HIM HUNTING. I CALLED DICK CHENEY FOR ADVICE.
  • TRUMP LOVES WOMEN. HE MUST PAY THEM A LOT OF MONEY IS ALL I CAN FIGURE. I'D LOVE TO SEND HIM A BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER LADY WHO HASN'T QUITE FINISHED THE PROCESS. THAT WOULD BE FUNNY, ALTHOUGH NOT VERY NICE FOR THE LADY.
  • HOW ABOUT WE REPLACE TRUMP'S HAIRSTYLIST WITH A SAUDI MOTHER WHO HAS LOST A CHILD DUE TO OUR CALLOUS BOMBING OF THEIR COUNTRY. THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING.
  • JUST FOR ONE DAY, THE NEWS MEDIA SHOULD PRINT NOTHING BUT GOOD ABOUT TRUMP. WE COULD US FOX NEWS AS AN EXAMPLE. IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT HE WOULD SAY AFTER THE EVENT. I'M GUESSING NOTHING GOOD. OR WORTHWHILE.
  • I THINK MICHAEL MOORE SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE CALLED "FAHRENHEIT 11/9." (HE HAS). AND WE SHOULD ALL GO SEE IT. MAKE IT THE MOST SUCCESSFUL DOCUMENTARY MOVIE OF ALL TIME. THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR TRUMP'S EGO. 
  • WE SHOULD THROW TRUMP A BIG MILITARY PARADE. A LOT OF BALLOONS, LIKE "GOOFY," "THE THREE STOOGES," "PEE WEE HERMAN." MAYBE EVEN ONE OF TRUMP HIMSELF, "THE BIG ORANGE." MAYBE THEY COULD DEMONSTRATE HOW ALL THOSE BIG WEAPONS WORK. MR. TRUMP, SEE WHITE HOUSE: GONE. SEE SENATE BUILDING: GONE. SEE CONGRESSIONAL BUILDING: GONE. WE HOPE YOU ARE IMPRESSED.
  • I'M THINKING TRUMP SHOULD STAR IN A REWRITE OF "A CHRISTMAS CAROL." HE COULD PLAY THE PART OF THE TURKEY THAT TINY TIM'S FAMILY GETS FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER. WITH AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH. NO, THAT WOULD BE A PIG. WELL, IT IS A REWRITE.

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

BLACK PAPER


Black Paper: Why a corporation should not run a city.
     1. Corporations are notoriously dictatorial. The CEO is in charge. The CEO basically appoints the directors. There is usually an election, but it is all for show. We now have a recruitment committee, picking out only the finest followers.  Last election we had a pre-election indoctrination. Management clearly pointed out that anyone elected is expected to tow-the-line. Welcome to Hot Springs Village, the corporation.
     2. Corporations for the most part are not required to follow the Freedom of Information Act. The information you get from a CEO is the information they want you to have. It is not like a municipality, where the citizens are entitled to information. After all, we do pay for it.  From salaries that we pay staff, to what we pay Troon for whatever, to what money we are wasting on the gates, to a greatly overstated marketing plan, we are entitled to know the amounts. Secrets have no place in democratic governance.
     3. The finishing touches are being put on the HSV corporation by most of the proposed changes to the articles and declarations, scheduled for a vote in November. Like any good corporation, most of the changes have to do with clearing the way for someone to make money on our CMP.   At any rate, a good portion of it, if not all, should be voted “No.” This is not a company for a CEO to run. This is a community for an elected council to lead.
     I am becoming more and more convinced that we will need to vote on becoming a municipality, to help insure a democratic form of governance. There doesn’t seem to be any other way to stop this fright train. It starts with a group of committed citizens and a petition.

Sunday, August 19, 2018

SUNDAY MORNING HYMN: Sarah Jarosz - Long Journey

SUNDAY MORNING PRAYER

DEAR LORD, FORGIVE US, FOR WE KNOW NOT WHAT WE DO. WE HAVE ELECTED A MAN OF DISHONOR TO THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES. IT IS A DARK HOUR FOR US. WE HAVE ELECTED A MAN WHO IS A RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, DISHONEST, LYING, WOMANIZING, EGOMANIAC WHO IS ABOUT TO LEAD THE MOST POWERFUL NATION ON EARTH INTO IRRELEVANCE. THIS HAPPENED OUT OF FEAR AND A RACIST MENTALITY THAT IS PERVASIVE IN THE UNITED STATES. WE ARE AFRAID OTHERS WILL TAKE WHAT WE HAVE. WE ARE AFRAID OF COLOR. WE ARE AFRAID OF OTHERS WHO WORSHIP YOU DIFFERENTLY THAN WE DO. WE ARE AFRAID OF HOW OTHERS LIVE, AND WHO THEY LOVE. FOR A MAN WHO WALKED AMONG THE POOR, HEALING THE SICK, RESPECTING WOMEN, ACCEPTING THOSE FROM DIFFERENT CULTURES, AND PROTESTING A GOVERNMENT THAT WAS UNJUST, WE NEED NOW, MORE THAN EVER BEFORE, STRENGTH TO FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS. HELP US TO CONFRONT WITH FAITH AND JUSTICE A GOVERNMENT THAT WILL LIKELY BE THE WORST IN OUR HISTORY. HELP US TO SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL. HELP US TO BE BETTER PERSONS AS AN EXAMPLE TO OUR CHILDREN SO THAT THEY SEE HOW HOPE CAN BE MAINTAINED THRU THESE TROUBLED TIMES. FOR THOSE WHO ARE BEING HURT  BY WHAT IS HAPPENING, GIVE THEM FAITH TO MOVE FORWARD, GIVE THEM COURAGE TO STAND TALL AND PROTEST WHAT IS UNJUST, DEMEANING, AND NON-INCLUSIVE. IT IS ALL SET BEFORE US, AND IT IS US WHO HAVE TO DREAM AN ALTERNATIVE DREAM OF JUSTICE, INCLUSIVENESS, LOVE, MUTUAL RESPECT, AND DIVERSITY. WE WILL MOVE FORWARD IN YOUR NAME AND WITH THE SAME DETERMINATION THAT YOU DEMONSTRATED TO US.   AMEN

SUNDAY MORNING SERMON-THE CALLING

WE NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THE ONES WHO
  LACK VOICE OR WHOSE VOICE WE DO NOT
 OFTEN HEAR. WE THINK THEM UNLIKE US,
BUT THEY ARE OUR NEIGHBORS---THE WIDOWS,
   THE ORPHANS, THE IMMIGRANTS, THE POOR,
      THE LABORERS, THE PRISONERS, THE SLAVES,
   THE ADDICTS. THEY ARE THE ONES WHO DWELL
IN PLACES SHORT OF MERCY, ABSENT OF JUSTICE,
       DEFAULTED ON THE GIFTS OF LIFE. THEY
  ARE NOTICED ACUTELY BY GOD. ARE THEY
       NOTICED BY US?

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

PEEVER NUMBER 33

I’ve lived 70 years and I still haven’t been to another planet. That’s discounting Planet Hollywood and giving Chicago the benefit of the doubt.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Think about it...
The Republicans have gone from Abraham Lincoln to Sarah Palin to Donald Trump.
No wonder they don't believe in evolution.”

Andy Borowitz

PEEVER LAW # 112

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN WITH A DEMOCRAT? A JACKASS DRESSED LIKE AN ELEPHANT.

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

PEEVER LAW #11

CAPITALISM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DEMOCRACY AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH PROFIT AND EXPLOITATION.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

A RAGING LUNATIC

NO ONE BELIEVES TRUMP IS SANE. HE SAYS SOMETHING ONE DAY, TAKES IT BACK THE NEXT, AND RESTATES IT THE NEXT. HE IS CONFUSED, IRRATIONAL, NARCISSISTIC, PARANOID, PSYCHOTIC. A RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, CRAZED CAPITALIST. HE HAS A SLEEP DISORDER, AND TWITTERS ALL NIGHT LIKE A RABID BIRD. AND FOR TWO YEARS WE HAVE BEEN SITTING ON OUR ASSES WATCHING. HE HAS DEMEANED TENS OF WORLD LEADERS, TOOK CHILDREN FROM THEIR PARENTS, LAUNCHED ATTACKS ON NATIONS THAT ARE CLEARLY ILLEGAL, AND IS INTENT ON DESTROYING THE EARTH FOR PROFIT. HE IS A RAGING LUNATIC WHO SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE, TRIED IN THE WORLD COURT FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY AND IMPRISONED FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS LIFE. 

BENEDICTION

STEP OUT FROM BEHIND THE DOOR AND FACE THE DAY.
THE SUN IS UP AND THERE IS WORK TO DO.
FREEDOM IS JUST ANOTHER WORD AT THIS POINT.
UNITY IS NOT SOME TYPE OF ABSTRACT SAMENESS.
IT IS FORGED IN SOLIDARITY AND COMPROMISE AND CARING.
IT REQUIRES ALL OF US, BLACK, WHITE, STRAIGHT, GAY, OLD, YOUNG, EACH OF US. WORKING TOWARD THE COMMON GOOD.

AMEN

SUNDAY MORNING HYMN: Nina Simone - Here Comes The Sun

SUNDAY MORNING SERMON

      BACK IN THE 60'S, THERE WAS A LOT OF TALK ABOUT GOD BEING DEAD. I THINK HE, OR SHE, WAS SCARED. AFTER ALL, IT MUST BE LONELY IN HEAVEN.
      AT THE TIME, I WAS LIVING IN A ONE CHURCH TOWN. IT AIN'T EASY LIVING IN A ONE CHURCH TOWN. EVERYONE THINKS ALIKE. THE SUNDAY MORNING BULLETIN DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT. OR MAYBE IT WAS.
     ANYHOW, I SUPPOSE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER GOD IS DEAD OR NOT. NOTHING REALLY CHANGES, WHETHER DEAD OR ALIVE. THINGS STILL KEEP HAPPENING. SOME GOOD. SOME BAD. SOME DAYS, THE DEVIL IS ALL YOU GOT.

Saturday, August 11, 2018

WHERE'S GOD, WHEN YOU NEED HIM? OR HER?


     BACK IN THE 60'S, THERE WAS A LOT OF TALK ABOUT GOD BEING DEAD. I THINK HE, OR SHE, WAS SCARED. AFTER ALL, IT MUST BE LONELY IN HEAVEN.
     AT THE TIME, I WAS LIVING IN A ONE CHURCH TOWN. IT AIN'T EASY LIVING IN A ONE CHURCH TOWN. EVERYONE THINKS ALIKE. THE SUNDAY MORNING BULLETIN DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT. OR MAYBE IT WAS.
     ANYHOW, I SUPPOSE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER GOD IS DEAD OR NOT. NOTHING REALLY CHANGES, WHETHER DEAD OR ALIVE. THINGS STILL KEEP HAPPENING. SOME GOOD. SOME BAD. SOME DAYS, THE DEVIL IS ALL YOU GOT.

FAHRENHEIT 11/9-EXPOSING TRUMP'S EVIL GENIUS

"FUCK HOPE. WE DON'T NEED HOPE. WE NEED ACTION."

Michael Moore

Friday, August 10, 2018

PEEVER LAW #98

IF YOU ARE HEARING VOICES AND THEY ARE NOT MAKING MUCH SENSE, IT'S PROBABLY THE PRESIDENT ON THE TV OR RADIO.

I PUT A SPELL ON YOU


     A spell has been cast on Hot Springs Village. I would call it a corporate spell. The transforming of a community to a business. The promises of riches and success thru building and control. A Board of Corporate Directors rather than a council elected to govern us. A convoluted, complicated, vote on the articles and declarations that govern us. Most of these proposed changes will seemingly move the corporation forward, making profit and value our main goals. Diminishing elected governance. And community.
     Our goals should be to make life more enriching, more engaging, and more enjoyable. This corporate spell can be broken when “we” the people, begin to decide our own direction rather than sitting idly by, allowing management, the directors, and outsiders to dictate our future.
     We can break this spell by using our money and our time to educate one another about aspects of community that we may have forgotten. About looking not only at external aspects of community that can make our lives happier, but internal emotions, feelings, thoughts, expectations, that we have towards ourselves, our families, our neighbors, and our community as a whole.
     We need involvement. Do we want a better community? Do you/I have the spirit and determination to make Hot Springs Village a place we can all be proud of and want to be a part of? Lakes and golf courses and natural beauty do not a community make.  If we can muster up enough participation, we can break this spell. I don’t think any of us think corporation, profit, and value should be our primary goals. I don’t believe that is why any of us moved here. The value of our homes is secondary to the value we would receive by a community spirited by the common good. Directed by us.

Thursday, August 9, 2018

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"BE CAREFUL OF YOUR THOUGHTS; THEY MAY BECOME WORDS AT ANY MOMENT."

Jara Gassen

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

PEEVER LAW #4

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR GOD, START FROM THE INSIDE OUT RATHER THAN FROM THE OUTSIDE IN.

Saturday, August 4, 2018

Earth's Carbon Concentrations Have Soared to Levels Not Seen in 800,000 Years

Earth's Carbon Concentrations Have Soared to Levels Not Seen in 800,000 Years



WE'E SCREWED WITH TRUMP IN OFFICE. PROFIT BEFORE LIFE. THE MOST IGNORANT OF IDEAS.

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?

NO TO SOCIAL JUSTICE. NO TO HELPING THOSE STRUGGLING. NO TO FEEDING THE CHILDREN. TAKING CHILDREN AWAY FROM THEIR PARENTS. NO TO HEALTHCARE. NO TO HIGHER WAGES. NO TO THE ENVIRONMENT OVER PROFIT. NO TO EDUCATION. NO TO IMMIGRANTS. NO TO COMMON DECENCY. NO TO FREEDOM OF THE PRESS. NO TO COMPROMISE AND NEGOTIATION. NO TO LIFE. NO TO THE COMMON GOOD. NO. NO. NO. NO. HOW ABOUT WE GO TO MARS. TRY TO RUIN THAT PLANET.

Friday, August 3, 2018

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

TERRORISTS. COMMIES. JAPS. SLANT EYES. TOWEL HEADS. KROUTS. GOOKS. ENEMIES. HUSBANDS. WIVES. DAUGHTERS. SONS. BROTHERS. SISTERS. MOTHERS. FATHERS. WE ARE ALL THE SAME. HUMANS.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“When I say it's you I like, I'm talking about that part of you that knows that life is far more than anything you can ever see or hear or touch. That deep part of you that allows you to stand for those things without which humankind cannot survive. Love that conquers hate, peace that rises triumphant over war, and justice that proves more powerful than greed.” 

Fred Rogers-Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood

As Corporate Media Looks the Other Way, US-Backed Saudi Bombing Campaign Kills Dozens in Yemen

As Corporate Media Looks the Other Way, US-Backed Saudi Bombing Campaign Kills Dozens in Yemen



PERPETUAL WAR. IN THE NAME OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, AND CHRISTIANITY.

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“People use drugs, legal and illegal, because their lives are intolerably painful or dull. They hate their work and find no rest in their leisure. They are estranged from their families and their neighbors. It should tell us something that in healthy societies drug use is celebrative, convivial, and occasional, whereas among us it is lonely, shameful, and addictive. We need drugs, apparently, because we have lost each other.”
Wendell Berry, The Art of the Commonplace: The Agrarian Essays

LOOKING FOR COMMUNITY


     So what are all these “Letters” about? Two a month for 6 months. A cantankerous old codger, grumbling about everything? A misguided notion of what the Village has been, or should be? I guess I’m interested in what it is, at this moment: Roughly 13,500 people, with a median age of 65, few children, most of us retired, all of us nursing ailments of various types, both physical and emotional.   We all, I’m assuming, are looking for happiness. Here, now, while we finish out our lives.
     There are some basic requirements, as I see it, to get where we want to go. I think we need to see ourselves as a community. A community is more than a Facebook page, or 9 golf courses, or 11 lakes, or security gates. It for sure is more than a corporation. We surely want more than making a profit and following someone’s predetermined plan. I sure don’t want us to be a group of same-minded people, isolating ourselves from our surroundings. Heaven forbid that we should all have the same religious beliefs or political ideology. Boring.
     We are a group living in the same area, to be sure, but it should not be a place where we all think alike, pray alike, or vote alike. The magic of a community is that we care about each other, regardless of our differences. Unity is not some type of abstract sameness. It is forged in solidarity and compromise and caring, always seeking the common good.
     Running Hot Springs Village as a corporation is wrong, on many levels. To continue to do so, I am convinced, will do more harm than good. So I write, hoping to set the groundwork for community, not corporation. It annoys some, amuses some, and hopefully makes sense to a few.