WAY'S TO SEEK REVENGE ON TRUMP

• LATCH HIS TANNING BED SO IT WON'T OPEN. HE WOULD LOOK MUCH BETTER IN BRIGHT RED THAN ORANGE.
• I'M THINKING OF TAKING HIM HUNTING. I CALLED DICK CHENEY FOR ADVICE.
• TRUMP LOVES WOMEN. HE MUST PAY THEM A LOT OF MONEY IS ALL I CAN FIGURE. I'D LOVE TO SEND HIM A BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER LADY WHO HASN'T QUITE FINISHED THE PROCESS. THAT WOULD BE FUNNY, ALTHOUGH NOT VERY NICE FOR THE LADY.
• HOW ABOUT WE REPLACE TRUMP'S HAIRSTYLIST WITH A SAUDI MOTHER WHO HAS LOST A CHILD DUE TO OUR CALLOUS BOMBING OF THEIR COUNTRY. THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING.
• JUST FOR ONE DAY, THE NEWS MEDIA SHOULD PRINT NOTHING BUT GOOD ABOUT TRUMP. WE COULD US FOX NEWS AS AN EXAMPLE. IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT HE WOULD SAY AFTER THE EVENT. I'M GUESSING NOTHING GOOD. OR WORTHWHILE.
• I THINK MICHAEL MOORE SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE CALLED "FAHRENHEIT 11/9." (HE HAS). AND WE SHOULD ALL GO SEE IT. MAKE IT THE MOST SUCCESSFUL DOCUMENTARY MOVIE OF ALL TIME. THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR TRUMP'S EGO. 
• WE SHOULD THROW TRUMP A BIG MILITARY PARADE. A LOT OF BALLOONS, LIKE "GOOFY," "THE THREE STOOGES," "PEE WEE HERMAN." MAYBE EVEN ONE OF TRUMP HIMSELF, "THE BIG ORANGE." MAYBE THEY COULD DEMONSTRATE HOW ALL THOSE BIG WEAPONS WORK. MR. TRUMP, SEE WHITE HOUSE: GONE. SEE SENATE BUILDING: GONE. SEE CONGRESSIONAL BUILDING: GONE. WE HOPE YOU ARE IMPRESSED.
• I'M THINKING TRUMP SHOULD STAR IN A REWRITE OF "A CHRISTMAS CAROL." HE COULD PLAY THE PART OF THE TURKEY THAT TINY TIM'S FAMILY GETS FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER. WITH AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH. NO, THAT WOULD BE A PIG. WELL, IT IS A REWRITE.