YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ALL MY PRAYERS

• YOU PRAY FOR PEACE BY WARRING. I PRAY FOR PEACE THROUGH NEGOTIATION, COMPROMISE, AND COMPASSION.
• YOU PRAY FOR TRUMP. I PRAY FOR IMPEACHMENT.
• YOU PAY T HAT GUNS ARE THE ANSWER. I THINK EDUCATION AND INCLUSIVENESS ARE THE ANSWERS.
• YOU PRAY FOR THE GOOD-OLD-DAYS. I PRAY FOR TODAY.
• YOU PRAY CHRISTIAN PRAYERS. I'LL TAKE ANY.
• YOU PRAY THAT CHRIST WILL MAKE IT RIGHT. I PRAY THAT WE WILL MAKE IT RIGHT.
• YOU PRAY THAT A BETTER DAY WILL COME. I ASK, WHY NOT TODAY?
• A PRAYER IS NOT JUST A PRAYER. THERE ARE FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES IN WHAT WE ASK AND HOPE FOR. I'M GLAD I'M NOT GOD. MAYBE SHE DOESN'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ALL OUR ASKING.